By STEVE DOUGHTY The spread of obesity is causing a problem for funeral directors and crematorium managers, it has been disclosed. Their clients are now often so large that their coffins will not fit into the furnaces, town hall chiefs said.
Why not see this as what it is - a big plus! We don't need bigger ovens to toast grand-dad or auntie. We need individuals trained to reshape and refit bodies so that existing offerings work. This could be a new career path. One taught at community colleges across the land. Let's get on it.