Quote: Originally Posted by DurkaDurka
It would be great if they could have the hookers work in the OR, could get a knee replaced and a massage with happy ending all at the same time.
That reminds me of a story I have from my physio. My mother made the appointment for me, she had actually been into that clinic before. She asked if I could have this certain physiotherapist, who was nicer than the other gal. Boy oh boy, good choice ma!
I show up for my first session and this tall, tanned, lean blonde walks in. Better still, she had an accent, South African. I got excited when she said, "Allright, we're going to start with a deep tissue massage."
I thought to myself, how can this not be a good thing. Hah, boy was I wrong...