How redneck are you/


Said1
#1
I'm from Ontario, so I'm naturally sophisticated and posh.

You Are 20% Redneck



I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style.
You ain't no redneck - you're all Yankee!

How Redneck Are You?

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L Gilbert
#2
I'm pretty rednecked. Permanent tan from the neck up and on the arms up to the t-shirt sleeves. The rest of me is ghostly. (Maybe even ghastly, too. I'd have to ask the wife)
 
Said1
#3
Well I have a WORKING dryer on my front porch. I dare anyone to beat that.
 
snfu73
#4
I'm just on here during commercial break from a NASCAR race....I win.
 
eh1eh
#5
5% redneck. Too bad.
 
Said1
#6
Quote: Originally Posted by snfu73View Post

I'm just on here during commercial break from a NASCAR race....I win.

Tony Stewart is the sexiest man alive. Go 20!

Last edited by Said1; Feb 25th, 2007 at 05:56 PM..
 
hermanntrude
#7
i traditionally paint my neck red with red ochre
 
westmanguy
#8
I am a redneck! Live in southwestern Manitoba, in a small resort community, and I vote Conservative, watch lots of TV, and love my computer.

My riding has voted Conservative every time except after Mulroney.

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I equated being Conservative with being a redneck.

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I hurt my political affiliation.

Oh No!
 
snfu73
#9
Quote: Originally Posted by Said1View Post

Tony Stewart is the sexiest man alive. Go 20!

Tony? Oh man. Others have said that, but no way...nooo way. Dale Jr...now that's hot...especially that new little goutee thing he was sporting last weekend...a new addition to the Dale Jr. facial sexiness.
 
Said1
#10
Quote: Originally Posted by snfu73View Post

Tony? Oh man. Others have said that, but no way...nooo way. Dale Jr...now that's hot...especially that new little goutee thing he was sporting last weekend...a new addition to the Dale Jr. facial sexiness.

No way. At least you didn't say Jeff Gordon.
 
westmanguy
#11
Hey, hey.

Alberta is our Texas

Want rednecks go to Alberta

hehe, I love stereotyping in a fun joking manner.
 
snfu73
#12
Quote: Originally Posted by Said1View Post

No way. At least you didn't say Jeff Gordon.

Um...actually...Jeff Gordon was my second choice...followed by Jimmy Johnson....crap, I wish there was more female drivers....or...at least one... Then, she would automatically win the top spot for sexiest female.
 
selfactivated
#13


I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style.
You ain't no redneck - you're all Yankee!

Like I didnt know that already!
 
snfu73
#14
Quote: Originally Posted by westmanguyView Post

Hey, hey.

Alberta is our Texas

Want rednecks go to Alberta

hehe, I love stereotyping in a fun joking manner.

The thing is...your not that far off...

I kid...I kid....or do I...yes....welllll...no, I do...really...maybe...sorta...ya...uh huh...sorta...
 
Said1
#15
Quote: Originally Posted by snfu73View Post

Um...actually...Jeff Gordon was my second choice...followed by Jimmy Johnson....crap, I wish there was more female drivers....or...at least one... Then, she would automatically win the top spot for sexiest female.

Jimmy Johnson is allowed on the deserted island (inside joke).
 
El Barto
#16
I'm insulted I'm a Yankee.....DOH
no questions on the simpsons.......DOH
 
L Gilbert
#17
Quote: Originally Posted by L GilbertView Post

I'm pretty rednecked. Permanent tan from the neck up and on the arms up to the t-shirt sleeves. The rest of me is ghostly. (Maybe even ghastly, too. I'd have to ask the wife)

Bear's a real redneck. (BTW, Shelley says I'm not ghastly )
 
Kreskin
#18
You Are 15% Redneck

I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style.
You ain't no redneck - you're all Yankee!
How Redneck Are You?
www.blogthings.com/howredneckareyouquiz/ (external - login to view)
 
L Gilbert
#19
I got the same as Kreskin.
 
eh1eh
#20
Quote: Originally Posted by El BartoView Post

I'm insulted I'm a Yankee.....DOH
no questions on the simpsons.......DOH

What's a Yankee doing in Kweebek?
 
Kreskin
#21
Quote: Originally Posted by L GilbertView Post

I got the same as Kreskin.

I couldn't tell who was my sister or mother so I married them both.
 
westmanguy
#22
You Are 25% Redneck



The wheels still turning, but the hamster's dead.
You're just fakin' bein' a redneck.

How Redneck Are You?

www.blogthings.com/howredneckareyouquiz/ (external - login to view)

Darn, I answered the questions honestly and am 25%
 
eh1eh
#23
Yes, I thought you might have scored higher Westmanguy.
 
westmanguy
#24
You callin me a redneck?

You Yankee from Ontario... all ye Ontarioites are all thee same.. long live the West!

Rise Alberta strong, lead teh nation!
 
eh1eh
#25
Quote: Originally Posted by westmanguyView Post

You callin me a redneck?

You Yankee from Ontario... all ye Ontarioites are all thee same.. long live the West!

Rise Alberta strong, lead teh nation!

Indeed.
 
westmanguy
#26
eh... I hope you realize I am joking around.

This is a nice thread... one of the few ones where you can be light hearted and joke around and its not so hectic and contreversial.

So, um are you taking the comments seriously... b/c I think 80% of these comments are out of fun..

My analogy:

Alberta = Texas
Albertans = Red Necks
Ontario = New York
Ontarioites = Yankees
 
eh1eh
#27
It's always good when people aren't too serious.
 
L Gilbert
#28
All you easterners (east of the Rockies) are weird.
 
westmanguy
#29
No, Everything Winnipeg and East is weird.

don't throw us Prairie People in with the Easterners.

I guess The Maritimes would be offended with being thrown in with the rest.

No, no, now I know.

Everyone in Central-ada is strange.
 
eh1eh
#30
Quote: Originally Posted by L GilbertView Post

All you easterners (east of the Rockies) are weird.

That's just the lack of oxygen that makes you mountain folk think that.
 

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