Happy Valintine


El Barto
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I like to wish a Happy Valintine to my wife all my girl freinds, to my Mistresses, my inflatable dool, my right and left hand (gertrude and sophie) and that hole in the wall in my bedroom.
 
selfactivated
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Last edited by selfactivated; Feb 14th, 2007 at 06:14 PM..Reason: because im a dork
 
fatbasturd
#3
Quote: Originally Posted by El BartoView Post

I like to wish a Happy Valintine to my wife all my girl freinds, to my Mistresses, my inflatable dool, my right and left hand (gertrude and sophie) and that hole in the wall in my bedroom.

Full body rubber required to shake EL Bartos hand
 
karrie
#4
Eep, that's a long list of accomodating holes. Beware asbestos in old drywall though. Hate to have your dear friend rot off of cancer! lol.
 
hermanntrude
#5
lol nasty barto.

Today is also the twentieth anniversary of my becoming diabetic. and my eyes only have one microaneurysm
 
selfactivated
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Quote: Originally Posted by hermanntrudeView Post

lol nasty barto.

Today is also the twentieth anniversary of my becoming diabetic. and my eyes only have one microaneurysm

I thought your sweety was going to be home today. No choclate for you or me .......strawbwrries?
 
El Barto
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Quote: Originally Posted by hermanntrudeView Post

lol nasty barto.

Today is also the twentieth anniversary of my becoming diabetic. and my eyes only have one microaneurysm

yes I am a wanted man < sanctus and marygaspe would love to have my hide
I'm bad to the bone honey, bad to the bone
with a little viagra I'm bad to the boner lol
 
El Barto
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Hey Bear ,,, digging up an old one here
gah i was a dork hahahahaha
 
SLM
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#9
It's like a necro lovers dream. Lol.
 
El Barto
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Quote: Originally Posted by SLMView Post

It's like a necro lovers dream. Lol.

yeah and a misspelt title too
 
SLM
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Quote: Originally Posted by El BartoView Post

yeah and a misspelt title too

Aw that's nuthin'. You don't know from misspellings until you've texted on an iPhone. LOL. Damned auto-correct.
 
El Barto
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Quote: Originally Posted by SLMView Post

Aw that's nuthin'. You don't know from misspellings until you've texted on an iPhone. LOL. Damned auto-correct.

Umm don't you mean ... auto erection?
 
SLM
#13
Quote: Originally Posted by El BartoView Post

Umm don't you mean ... auto erection?

There's an app for that!
 
El Barto
#14
Quote: Originally Posted by SLMView Post

There's an app for that!

What? .... the vibrator option doesn't work?
 
SLM
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#15
Quote: Originally Posted by El BartoView Post

What? .... the vibrator option doesn't work?

Oh no, that works.

It works well.
 
El Barto
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#16
Quote: Originally Posted by SLMView Post

Oh no, that works.

It works well.

lol
 
SLM
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Quote: Originally Posted by El BartoView Post

lol

Is that a vibrating cell phone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

LOL
 
CDNBear
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SLM
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#19
Quote: Originally Posted by CDNBearView Post

Merciful Heaven!!!!
 
lone wolf
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#20
She'll need a driver for that bad boy *Tim Taylor laugh*
 
SLM
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#21
Quote: Originally Posted by lone wolfView Post

She'll need a driver for that bad boy *Tim Taylor laugh*

Tim Allen Grunt Collection - YouTube

 
CDNBear
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#22
Something fun to play on Valentines Day...

Where's *****!?




 
shadowshiv
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#23
Quote: Originally Posted by El BartoView Post

Hey Bear ,,, digging up an old one here
gah i was a dork hahahahaha

What do you mean, was? LOL!

Quote: Originally Posted by SLMView Post

Merciful Heaven!!!!

I don't think Heaven has anything to do with that!
 
SLM
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#24
Quote: Originally Posted by shadowshivView Post


I don't think Heaven has anything to do with that!

No, it doesn't!

Is it gone yet?
 
shadowshiv
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#25
Quote: Originally Posted by SLMView Post

No, it doesn't!

Is it gone yet?

No...*poke* *poke*
 
SLM
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#26
Quote: Originally Posted by shadowshivView Post

No...*poke* *poke*



Is that a ***** attached to a reciprocating saw or are you just really happy to see me?
 
CDNBear
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#27
Quote: Originally Posted by shadowshivView Post

No...*poke* *poke*

Quote: Originally Posted by SLMView Post



Is that a ***** attached to a reciprocating saw or are you just really happy to see me?

+1000

 
shadowshiv
#28
Quote: Originally Posted by SLMView Post



Is that a ***** attached to a reciprocating saw or are you just really happy to see me?

What do you think?
 
SLM
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#29
Quote: Originally Posted by shadowshivView Post

What do you think?

I think I should do some stretching (to prepare and avoid injury) before you say hello again.
 
El Barto
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#30
Quote: Originally Posted by shadowshivView Post

What do you mean, was? LOL!



I don't think Heaven has anything to do with that!

I think I liked you long ago when i thought your were a chick :P
 

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