Happy Valintine

[El Barto]

I like to wish a Happy Valintine to my wife all my girl freinds, to my Mistresses, my inflatable dool, my right and left hand (gertrude and sophie) and that hole in the wall in my bedroom.

 

[selfactivated]

 

[fatbasturd]

I like to wish a Happy Valintine to my wife all my girl freinds, to my Mistresses, my inflatable dool, my right and left hand (gertrude and sophie) and that hole in the wall in my bedroom.

Full body rubber required to shake EL Bartos hand

 

[karrie]

Eep, that's a long list of accomodating holes. Beware asbestos in old drywall though. Hate to have your dear friend rot off of cancer! lol.

 

[hermanntrude]

lol nasty barto.

Today is also the twentieth anniversary of my becoming diabetic. and my eyes only have one microaneurysm

 

[selfactivated]

lol nasty barto.

Today is also the twentieth anniversary of my becoming diabetic. and my eyes only have one microaneurysm

I thought your sweety was going to be home today. No choclate for you or me .......strawbwrries?

 

[El Barto]

lol nasty barto.

Today is also the twentieth anniversary of my becoming diabetic. and my eyes only have one microaneurysm

yes I am a wanted man < sanctus and marygaspe would love to have my hide
I'm bad to the bone honey, bad to the bone
with a little viagra I'm bad to the boner lol

 

[El Barto]

Hey Bear ,,, digging up an old one here
gah i was a dork hahahahaha

 

[SLM]

It's like a necro lovers dream. Lol.

 

[El Barto]

It's like a necro lovers dream. Lol.

yeah and a misspelt title too

 

[SLM]

yeah and a misspelt title too

Aw that's nuthin'. You don't know from misspellings until you've texted on an iPhone. LOL. Damned auto-correct.

 

[El Barto]

Aw that's nuthin'. You don't know from misspellings until you've texted on an iPhone. LOL. Damned auto-correct.

Umm don't you mean ... auto erection?

 

[SLM]

Umm don't you mean ... auto erection?

There's an app for that!8O

 

[El Barto]

There's an app for that!8O

What? .... the vibrator option doesn't work?

 

[SLM]

What? .... the vibrator option doesn't work?

Oh no, that works.

It works well.

 

[El Barto]

Oh no, that works.

It works well.

lol

 

[SLM]

lol

Is that a vibrating cell phone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

LOL

 

[CDNBear]

 

[SLM]

Merciful Heaven!!!!

 

[lone wolf]

She'll need a driver for that bad boy *Tim Taylor laugh*