2006 STELLA Awards
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> >Time once again to review the winners of the Annual "Stella Awards." The
> >Stella Awards are named after 81 year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot
> >coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonald's (in NM). That case
> >inspired the Stella Awards for the most frivolous, ridiculous, successful
> >lawsuits in the United States
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> >Time once again to review the winners of the Annual "Stella Awards." The
> >Stella Awards are named after 81 year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot
> >coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonald's (in NM). That case
> >inspired the Stella Awards for the most frivolous, ridiculous, successful
> >lawsuits in the United States
>
> >Here are this year's winners:
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> >5th Place (tie):
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> >Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, was awarded $80,000 by a jury of her
> >peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running
> >inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably
> >surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving little toddler was
> >Ms. Robertson's son.
> >
> >5th Place (tie):
> >
> >19-year-old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical expenses
> >when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman
> >apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when
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> >Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, was awarded $80,000 by a jury of her
> >peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running
> >inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably
> >surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving little toddler was
> >Ms. Robertson's son.
> >
> >5th Place (tie):
> >
> >19-year-old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical expenses
> >when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman
> >apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when
> >was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps.
> >
> >5th Place (tie):
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> >5th Place (tie):
> >Terrence Dickson of Bristol, Pennsylvania, was leaving a house he had
> >finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the garage
> >door to go up since the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He
> >couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the house and
> >garage locked when he pulled it shut. The family was on vacation, and Mr.
> >Dickson found himself locked in the garage for eight days. He subsisted
> >door to go up since the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He
> >couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the house and
> >garage locked when he pulled it shut. The family was on vacation, and Mr.
> >Dickson found himself locked in the garage for eight days. He subsisted
> >a case of Pepsi he found, and a large bag of dry dog food.
> >He sued the homeowner's insurance claiming the situation caused him undue
> >mental anguish. The jury agreed, to the tune of $500,000. In my opinion
> >this is so outrageous that it should have been 2nd Place!
> >
> >4th Place:
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> >Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas, was awarded $14,500 and medical
> >expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next-door neighbor's
> >beagle. The beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. The award
> >He sued the homeowner's insurance claiming the situation caused him undue
> >mental anguish. The jury agreed, to the tune of $500,000. In my opinion
> >this is so outrageous that it should have been 2nd Place!
> >
> >4th Place:
> >
> >Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas, was awarded $14,500 and medical
> >expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next-door neighbor's
> >beagle. The beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. The award
> >less than sought because the jury felt the dog might have been just a
> >little provoked at the time by Mr. Williams who had climbed over the
> >little provoked at the time by Mr. Williams who had climbed over the
> >into the yard and was shooting it repeatedly with a pellet gun.
> >
> >3rd Place:
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> >A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster,
> >Pennsylvania, $113,500. after she slipped on a soft drink and broke her
> >coccyx (tailbone). The beverage was on the floor because Ms. Carson had
> >thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.
> >
> >2nd Place:
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> >3rd Place:
> >
> >A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster,
> >Pennsylvania, $113,500. after she slipped on a soft drink and broke her
> >coccyx (tailbone). The beverage was on the floor because Ms. Carson had
> >thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.
> >
> >2nd Place:
> >Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware, successfully sued the owner of a night
> >club in a neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the
> >floor and knocked out her two front teeth. This occurred while Ms.Walton
> >was trying to sneak through the window in the ladies room to avoid paying
> >the $3.50 cover charge . She was awarded $12,000 and dental expenses
> >
> >1st Place:
> >
> >This year's runaway winner was Mrs. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City,
> >Oklahoma. Mrs. Grazinski purchased a brand new 32-foot Winnebago motor
> >home. On her first trip home, (from an OU football game), having driven
> >onto the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left
> >club in a neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the
> >floor and knocked out her two front teeth. This occurred while Ms.Walton
> >was trying to sneak through the window in the ladies room to avoid paying
> >the $3.50 cover charge . She was awarded $12,000 and dental expenses
> >
> >1st Place:
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> >This year's runaway winner was Mrs. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City,
> >Oklahoma. Mrs. Grazinski purchased a brand new 32-foot Winnebago motor
> >home. On her first trip home, (from an OU football game), having driven
> >onto the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left
> >driver's seat to go into the back & make herself a sandwich. Not
> >surprisingly, the RV left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Mrs.
> >Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising her in the owner's manual that
> >she couldn't actually do this. The jury awarded her $1,750,000. plus a
> >surprisingly, the RV left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Mrs.
> >Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising her in the owner's manual that
> >she couldn't actually do this. The jury awarded her $1,750,000. plus a
> >motor home. The company actually changed their manuals on the basis of
> >suit, just in case there were any other complete morons around