***** Facts

sanctus
#1








***** FACTS
by Tre Taylor
[IMG]http://www.bobfromaccounting.com/Photos/*****woodsman.jpg[/IMG]
Average length of ***** when not erect: 3.5 inches
Average length when erect: 5.1Smallest natural ***** recorded: 5/8 of an inch
Largest natural ***** recorded: 11 inches

Largest ***** in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)

Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop: 10 feet

Actual amount of semen per ***********: 1-2 teaspoons

Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200

Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000

Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons

Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons

Average speed of ***********: 28 miles per hour

Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour

Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7

Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150
Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall

Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, lose weight.

Foods that improve sex life: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole grains, wheat germ, chicken fingers from Erie dining hall

Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%

Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%

Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%

Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2weeks

Average # of erections per day for a man: 11

Average # of erections during the night: 9

Time it takes an average person to complete a marathon: 4 hours

Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ***********)

Cost of a year's supply of condoms: $100

Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm

Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm

Odors that increase blood flow to the *****: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie (happy thanksgiving!)

Yes, the ***** does shrink in cold water

It is common for men to wake up with 'morning wood', a name for an a.m. erection

Blue balls, or the term a man uses when he says his balls will explode if he doesn't have sex, is totally false



 
#juan
#2
Erections fall in at least four catagories:

There is the "normal" erection that arrives unexpected and uninvited. Usually goes away in a few minutes.

Then there is the "balls out, "woody" that demands attention.

The Blue veiner that has been known to cause serious skin shortage in the holder.

Finally, there is the "diamond cutter" that a cat couldn't scratch. May be once or twice in a lifetime. Oh God!...
 
L Gilbert
#3
One would almost think this thread was started by R Williams as he has a habit of getting snockered and rambling on about pedamorphic penial puns. Um, "Mr. Happy" I believe is what he calls his.
 

Similar Threads

5
***** Causes Terror Alert
by Col Man | Jun 11th, 2005
no new posts