How about being eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeked out of existance.
Let's see. In 2050, I'll be 107. Me grandkids'll be about 45. Me oldest kid'll be 80 somethun, so SCREW the environment, and the WWF, and everyone else who really thinks that the people who COULD do something to change the way things is, are gonna. That would be the people who are IN CONTROL. AKA, the Chimp, Mein Harper, and Chung-Foo-Laa, or whomever in China.
I've always led a pretty envirnonmentllybuddylife, but that, after readin all the weepy crying bullcrap all these years about global warmin or whatever, Ugg is gonna change.
Gonna buy an old truck, and leave it idlin fer hours. Gonna burn GREEN wood, good and smokey. (have to clean the chimney more offen) Gonna go down and pee in the river. Eat a Big Mac and throw the paper wrappers out the car window. Find a stream with some endangered minnows in it and pour oil on em. Kill a frog. Get a big gun and go shoot some animals. Any animals!! The rarer the better

Gonna do what everyone else is doin......Sh@t where I eats.........Make more carbon dioxide.
YAHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO............................... .
Think it'll work??
Ugg
