a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN


diaeagle
#1
Last month, a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN.

The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"


The survey was a huge failure because...:

In Africa
they didn't know what (food) means.

In Eastern Europe
they didn't know what (honest) means.

In Western Europe
they didn't know what( shortage) means.

In China
they didn't know what (opinion) means.

In the Middle East
they didn't know what (solution) means.

In South America
they didn't know what (please) means.

In the USA
they didn't know what (the rest of the world) means.
 
Sassylassie
#2
Diaeagle, lol-ouch that joke was a zinger.
 
FiveParadox
#3
Ooh! Ouch! Good, but ouch!
 
Colpy
#4
Quote: Originally Posted by diaeagle

Last month, a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN.

The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"


The survey was a huge failure because...:

In Africa
they didn't know what (food) means.

In Eastern Europe
they didn't know what (honest) means.

In Western Europe
they didn't know what( shortage) means.

In China
they didn't know what (opinion) means.

In the Middle East
they didn't know what (solution) means.

In South America
they didn't know what (please) means.

In the USA
they didn't know what (the rest of the world) means.

That's pretty good.
 
Canadian with a hyphen
#5
Very funny somehow true

Rachelle-
 
cortezzz
#6
good joke!!!
 
diaeagle
#7
Quote: Originally Posted by Sassylassie

Diaeagle, lol-ouch that joke was a zinger.

oh Sassy im sorry for your ear buzzing
 
diaeagle
#8
Quote: Originally Posted by Sassylassie

Diaeagle, lol-ouch that joke was a zinger.

oh Sassy im sorry for your ear buzzing
 
glossprincess
#9
But in Australia, we understand it all
 

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