Is nothing sacred?

Just when you thought your shopping list was safe some MBA's decided job justification was in order. This will most certainly mean big bonuses for the execs.

Cottonelle is changing its name to Cashmere, and Scott Towels to Sponge Towels.

Please, don't everyone run to the store at the same time. I'm sure those aisles are jammed with shoppers right about now.
Now, Kreskin, do I detect a lack of understanding that decisions like this require at least four years of university training and endless years of practical experience?

I am sure that these decisions are not made lightly in the bored rooms.

I for one, have found that wiping my bum with a womans
sweater IS better than with a cotton ball.
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