Haggis McBagpipe
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I'm going to be away from the board for a couple of days. I am counting on everybody to be as good as gold, or a close facsimile of such. Yes, even you, Jay and I Think Not.
 
Jay
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Take care...hurry back. As always, I will only be on my best behavior.

Flowers for your journey...


 
I think not
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Gasp! It's show time! Free reign! No Boss Mod! YAY! No torture Chamber!
 
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Sassylassie
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For the love of all that is female and holy don't leave me alone with this crowd. Haggis, they will eat me alive. If this isn't a life saving operation don't go. I am going to cry myself to sleep now.
 
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FiveParadox
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Aw! Buh-bye, Your Most Excellent Majesty, Haggis McBagpipe! Your short absence is going to leave a void in our hearts. Either that, or we are having some serious indigestion over here.

Do not fear, Sassylassie! I have been accused of being womanly by some, lol, so I can keep you company.
 
I think not
#8
You have somehow managed to add color when you speak, right Five? Is that why some think of you like that? :P
 
FiveParadox
#9
Haha! That'd be so cool! If I am talking, and then when I reach the words "Stephen Harper," their vision cuts out and they are flooded with the colour blue ... a serious project to consider launching. I am so gonna figure out how to do that!
 
Kreskin
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FiveParadox
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Hon. FiveParadox (Newton—North Delta): Mr. Speaker, discussions have taken place between all House leaders, and I believe you would find unanimous consent for the following motion: that the Speaker take the statements made by jimmoyer ("Hee hee hee..." Hansard March 14, 2006, 5:34 pm, Re: Away) in this thread, and deem them to have been posted by each member of Canadian Content four times.

Hon. Speaker: Is there unanimous consent?

Some Hon. Members: Agreed.

Hon. Speaker: So ordered.
 
I think not
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UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT
FOR THE CENTRAL DISTRICT OF NEW YORK


I THINK NOT

Plaintiff
v.

FIVEPARADOX

Defendants

NATURE OF THE ACTION

1. Plaintiff, who own the copyrights in more than 80% of all
commercially available COLOR, bring this action under the
Inducing Infringement of Copyrights Act of 2004 to stop Defendants FIVEPARADOX from continuing to intentionally induce, aid, abet, and profit from the massive infringements of Plaintiffs' copyrighted works of COLOR.

THE INDUCE ACT

2. The Inducing Infringement of Copyrights Act ('Induce Act') was
recently signed into law. The Act provides that '[w]hoever intentionally induces any [copyright infringement] shall be liable as an infringer.'

3. The Induce Act further defines the term 'intentionally induces' to mean 'intentionally aids, abets, induces, or procures, and intent may be shown by acts from which a reasonable person would find intent to induce infringement based upon all relevant information about such acts then reasonably available to the actor, including whether the activity relies on infringement for its commercial viability.' Under this law, the Defendant are liable for up to $150,000 for each COLOR illegally used the Defendant.

CLAIM FOR RELIEF
(Against Defendant, for Inducing Copyright
Infringement Pursuant to 17 U.S.C. § 501(g).)

4. Plaintiffs repeat and reallege each and every allegation contained in paragraphs 1 through 3 as if fully set forth herein. Based on these facts, the Defendant has intentionally induced, aided, or abetted the massive copyright infringement committed by the Defendant as defined under the Induce Act.

5. As a direct and proximate result of Defendant's infringement of
Plaintiff's copyrights and exclusive rights under copyright, Plaintiff
is entitled to dama ges as well as Defendant's profits pursuant to 17
U.S.C. § 504(b) for each infringement committed by the Defendant.

6. Alternatively, Plaintiff is entitled to the maximum statutory
damages, pursuant to 17 U.S.C. § 504(c), in the amount of $150,000 for each USE OF COLOR infringed by the Defendant.

7. Plaintiff further is entitled to its attorneys' fees and full
costs pursuant to 17 U.S.C. § 505.

8. Defendan's' conduct threatens to cause, and is causing, and unless enjoined and restrained by this Court will continue to cause, Plaintiff's irreparable injury that cannot be fully compensated for or measured in money. Pursuant to 17 U.S.C. § 502, Plaintiff is entitled to preliminary and permanent injunctions halting all future USE OF COLOR.

DATED: March 14th 2006
---------------------------------

All those in favor say Aye. :P
 
jimmoyer
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Colpy
#14
Okay, everyone, its time for your medication!
 
Haggis McBagpipe
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Okay, so I return and only have 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 posts to read in order to catch up. I will be blind by the end of it, no doubt.

Hmm, would anybody care to be gentlemanly or lady-ily (??) about this and simply point me to all Posts of Great Worth and also (and possibly more importantly) Posts of Extreme Naughtiness?

I wait with bated breath.

I think.
 
I think not
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Well it's about bloody time, where have you been? I don't recall you filling out any forms prior to your absence, what gives? eh? eh? eh?
 
Jay
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Whatever happened while you were away wasn't my fault, and if it appears as if it was...ITN put me up to it!

Welcome back!

Flowers for your return...

 
Haggis McBagpipe
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Quote: Originally Posted by I think not

I don't recall you filling out any forms prior to your absence, what gives? eh? eh? eh?

Yes, well, I'm SPECIAL, you see I get my people to do that.

D'ya know, I actually missed you ragbag motly buncha feisty CanConners? You're all insane and by god you're all going to make me insane by day's end, aren't you?

<edited to add, hey, Jay, you posted while I wasn't looking! Thank you, and now I know who caused all the ruckus while I was away. The one declaring 'not guilty'!! To the torture rooms with you, m'boy>
 
FiveParadox
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Oh em gee!

Haggis!

FiveParadox runs over to Haggis McBagpipe and proceeds to deliver über-hugs.
 
Haggis McBagpipe
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Well, hugs right back atcha, Five!

Hey, you're the perfect person to give me a brief summary of what has been going on around here while I was away. Did the natives run amok? I'm making a list of people who will be visiting the torture rooms. I ain't checking it twice, either.

Hmm, you know, I might just toss the lot of you in there and let god sort you out. It would make my job easier by far.
 
FiveParadox
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Haggis!

It was terrible! As soon as you left, there were mass flame wars going on, people were suspended, forums were locked, forums were split onto Wreck Beach, people were mean, they forced me to change my avatar back (well, not "forced" per se, lol), and there was random scariness abound!
 
Jay
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Five started it!
 
Haggis McBagpipe
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Quote: Originally Posted by FiveParadox

Haggis!

It was terrible! As soon as you left, there were mass flame wars going on, people were suspended, forums were locked, forums were split onto Wreck Beach, people were mean, they forced me to change my avatar back (well, not "forced" per se, lol), and there was random scariness abound!

Hmm, you know, I think I will just ban every single person on Canadian Content. Then I will wander the empty threads and maybe have a nice cup of tea over in Wreck Beach. Perhaps a spot of lunch down in Politics (after the room has been thoroughly aired out). After that, who knows, maybe I'll take a leisurely afternoon nap in the Lounge after which I will visit the other threads.

Yes . . . yes . . . I see great potential in this new plan. It is by far easier than the torture rooms. There are so many of you, after all, and I only have but a few torture tools.
 
FiveParadox
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Jay, I did no such thing!

I think we all know who started this ...

It was that new guy, who started bashing people. Then there was the other new guy, and he started bashing people too. And there were no mods around so I kept telling people to go to Wreck Beach, because there were no mods around, and I checked the list at the bottom and none of the mods were on, so I got scared and sat in the corner and cried.
 
I think not
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FiveParadox started it. Ban him for 3 days.
 
Jay
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There, there, my Five...don't cry. Jay will protect you if it comes to that.
 
FiveParadox
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I think not started it!

He should be taken to the torture chambers, and subsequently tortured for a period of no less than eight years. Or, alternatively, I can burn him a DVD of Gravitation (the positively delicious shounen-ai anime from which my avatar is derived), and he has to watch the whole thing!
 
I think not
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Jay started it.
 
Colpy
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WELCOME BACK HAGGIS!
 
Cosmo
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Haggis!!!

Hugz and smooches to you upon your return. If I were true to my Gypsy heritage, I'd throw on a huge feast for you!

Man, you got your work cut out for you here. I pretty much hid behind Five while he was crying in the corner. We shared tissues.

Here's what your day is likely to be filled with!

Anyway, welcome home. You were missed.
 
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