Haggis McBagpipe
#31
Thanks, Colpy!

As for the rest of you nut jobs, what the hell, you're all going to the torture rooms. After that, you're all getting good and banned so that I can catch up on my post reading at leisure. Someone can put on the kettle for my tea while I prepare the torture rooms.
 
Jay
#32
 
missile
#33
With my customary modesty, I must say that every post of mine was pure gold..and everyone else except Zoof and Cortez were naughty
 
Jay
#34
Quote: Originally Posted by FiveParadox

I can burn him a DVD of Gravitation (the positively delicious shounen-ai anime from which my avatar is derived), and he has to watch the whole thing!

We have laws against cruel and unusual punishment you know!
 
cortez
#35
Dear Haggis..
Dont believe a word of it- it was me it was me- take me to the torture room... Missile is right... It was all my fault Mea culpa Mea culpa

Please dont ever leave me alone with all of them again....

They are mean bullies to me...

Boohoo.....

They called me leftie, socialist, kool aid drinking moonbat...

I only retaliated in pure self defense....
I swear
PS Welcome back

PPS They are picking on darkbeaver too...
 
missile
#36
Two questions: Did you smile for your mug shot? And was the ink difficult to get off your hands after they took your prints?
 
Haggis McBagpipe
#37
You're all crazy as loons, why, you're all leftie, socialist, kool aid drinking moonbats except, that is, for the ones who are rightie, capitalist, kool aid drinking moonbats.
 
FiveParadox
#38
Whereas I, of course, am of that ultimate party:

The centrist,
Where one takes the best of the right
And the best of the left
(And the rest of the left,
And rejecting the right).
 
missile
#39
Is Grape KoolAid all right? It's the only flavour for me
 
Haggis McBagpipe
#40
Grape Kool Aid it is, just for you, Missile!

Five, centrists are a good thing.

Once I finish inventing my new torture room, the Morphing Room will morph all far righters and far lefters into peanut butter sandwiches. Just so they know. . . .
 
FiveParadox
#41
Peanut butter sandwiches are good. Almost as delicious as ... Gravitation.

Mmm ... Gravitation ...
I want to watch クラビテーツヨン again ...
私はクラビテーツヨンをたべたい。。。
 
cortez
#42
Quote: Originally Posted by FiveParadox

Whereas I, of course, am of that ultimate party:

The centrist,
Where one takes the best of the right
And the best of the left
(And the rest of the left,
And rejecting the right).

OOOOH...Teacher's Pet!!

Arent you special???
 
Haggis McBagpipe
#43
Quote: Originally Posted by cortez

OOOOH...Teacher's Pet!!

Arent you special???

No, no, Cortez, you will always be teacher's pet. Oops, no, I mean torturer's pet. . . .
 
Sassylassie
#44
We need a political party that is founded on men and women from normal walks of life. Lets see, the Avon lady, Paper Boy/Girl, Farmer Dill, Taxi Drivers, Bus Drivers, Fisher Persons (thats what we have to say in the East Coast)retired grannies-grampies, nurses, doctors. You get the idea, but what to call this party that is the question. Oh Five is our leader and Haggis is his adviser. I fly him around Canada.
 
darkbeaver
#45
Welcome back Haggis , nice tan, I did nothing wrong while you were gone, I was particularly nice and polite and considerate, I have never lied in my life. I took out the garbage everyday and watered the fish, I didn't leave any dishes in the sink and I flushed the toilet several times.
 
Haggis McBagpipe
#46
Quote: Originally Posted by darkbeaver

Welcome back Haggis , nice tan, I did nothing wrong while you were gone, I was particularly nice and polite and considerate, I have never lied in my life. I took out the garbage everyday and watered the fish, I didn't leave any dishes in the sink and I flushed the toilet several times.

A veritable saint, our Darkbeaver!
 
Sassylassie
#47
A saint with thick skin and moral fortitude.
 
Nuggler
#48
Welcome back Haggis:

The forum was gently moderated whilst you were gone.

I have been on forums that would have gone bat****, but not this one

How was rehab

 
Haggis McBagpipe
#49
Quote: Originally Posted by oldnugly

How was rehab

"Stay away from your forum addiction," they said.

"Sure I'll stay away from my forum addiction," I replied.

"You can't just post one post, remember. Think turkeys. Cold turkeys," they warned.

"Turkey is in the deep freeze. I can do this thing," I smiled.
 
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