lefties come out of your closet


Sassylassie
#31
Please we all know that Doctor Phil is Satan! Oh, and Martha Steward is one of his horseman.
 
Johnny Utah
#32
I'm a Right Wing when it comes to Politics. I play Hockey Left, I throw a Baseball Right. I like turning my Car more Right then Left. I like the Left side of a woman when doing the cuddle thing as I am a Right cuddler.
 
darkbeaver
#33
I left my heart in Sanfrancisco, I,ve been left to my own devices, I like left overs, I march left left left right, I pee to the left, I lean to the left, I,ve been left behind, left for a younger man,and the steering wheels on the left. Have I left anything out?
 
Jay
#34
Quote: Originally Posted by Sassylassie

Please we all know that Doctor Phil is Satan! Oh, and Martha Steward is one of his horseman.

Martha Steward is great! How could you not like Martha?
 
cortez
#35
Quote: Originally Posted by I think not

ITN

Before 10 years old - no clue what he is
10 to 18 years old - Chasing left and right skirts as much as possible
18 to 21 years old - Hard Core Commie, chasing left skirts only
21 to 25 years old - So disgusted with the fringe left, turned righty
25 to 30 years old - Still chasing skirts irregardless of left or right
30 and over - Fence sitter, disgusted with the super duper moral fringe left that can't see past their own hypocrisy. Same for the right. Centrists of the world Unite!

itn-- hypocrisy is ubiquitous--- it can be applied equally to right left and .......centrist
there is only a center because totally globall chaos hasnt broken out yet

as i get older-- i beleive more and more that we is F&?%ed -- so why bother taking a sides-- ooops- hypocrisy-- so sue me
 
I think not
#36
Cortez, I'm getting close to not giving a rats *** anymore. Time to pack some bags, move somewhere in the mountains, drive into town once in a while, get laid, and back up the mountain, having a few drinks, watch some brain dead TV, chat online and read a few books. Watch the sunrise, the sunset etc...

People believe what they want to believe, without exception.
 
Jay
#37
Buy something on a lake so we can go fishing.
 
Toro
#38
And near a bar, so we can go drinking.
 
cortez
#39
itn
i believe what you say is very wise
i have had similar inclinations
i believe that people such as ourselves, and many people on this forum seem concerned with the state of the world-- they care about political matters-- and can get hopelessly entangled in the web of-- as my cuban friend says-- mierda----presented for our daily consumption by those you really DO have the power..
the problem i struggle with is once one has become engaged in these tangles can you you again revert to a state where you REALLY dont care--- i dont think you can---
that is a real bummer

maybe though its a question of caring about a few simple things that you CAN do something about-- the state of the world as a whole isnt in that category

i believe you are correct that people believe what they want to believe
but sometimes i think its more than that-- people believe what they NEED to believe

i think your goal of a hedonistic life is right on--but might have to be a bit more practical than move to the mountains-- unless you want to start a cult or something
 
I think not
#40
Quote: Originally Posted by Toro

And near a bar, so we can go drinking.

Quote: Originally Posted by Jay

Buy something on a lake so we can go fishing.



But I wanna be alone!
 
Jay
#41
Toro and I won't bother you....
 
FiveParadox
#42
Would I be considered left-wing?
 
Jay
#43
We could pretend your a right winger if you want...
 
FiveParadox
#44
I wanna be a pink-winger. Sounds prettier.

Prepare for the Pink Party of Canada, and the first-ever Pink Government ó coming soon, in 2008!
 
Finder
#45
I'm one of them I guess?

Marxist, hard left socialists and communists tend to call me a "right wing social democrat class colaberator" but the extreme right calls me a "Socialist" (which they see as a bad thing), Communist, or a lefty.

So ummm, if you take the middle ground in this one I think the truth is that I'm a social democratic with republican princibles.
 
Kreskin
#46
I'm a switch hitter. A fiscal conservative. I believe in government spending restraint. A social liberal. Not social spending programs, but social as in individual rights and freedoms (abortion rights, any-gender marriage, etc). I absolutely will not support any party that pushes a religious agenda.
 
cortez
#47
cortez thanks you for your confessions
 
orpheus
#48
There's no reason why lefties should be in the closet. Indeed, I would insist on tagging conservatives and putting them in cages.

Quote:

I absolutely will not support any party that pushes a religious agenda.

It's clearly obvious that we need to apply intelligent design to economic policy.

EDIT: I suppose I should make it clear that I'm red. I'm socially liberal, and fiscally conservative. Though, I do believe in government intervention in the cases of monopolies, and when industries are floundering. And tabernac, I voted for Chris Axworthy, and instead got Maurice Velacott.
 
jimmoyer
#49
Well I don't know why I came here tonight

I got the feeling that something ain't right

I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair

And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.
 
Kreskin
#50
Quote: Originally Posted by orpheus

There's no reason why lefties should be in the closet. Indeed, I would insist on tagging conservatives and putting them in cages.

Quote:

I absolutely will not support any party that pushes a religious agenda.

It's clearly obvious that we need to apply intelligent design to economic policy.

And the faith-based missile program.
 
darkbeaver
#51
Quote: Originally Posted by jimmoyer

Well I don't know why I came here tonight

I got the feeling that something ain't right

I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair

And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Moma told you not to go
 
Hank C
#52
Quote: Originally Posted by cortez

Quote: Originally Posted by Hank C

Ok ok ill admit it...im a closet leftie

i feel so dang dirty

are you for real
ok-- that abortion signature you have
despite my leftie -- ultraleft-- leanings-- am paradoxically in agreement with it

im the only leftie i know that has quesey feelings about abortion..

no dont get me wrong -- i do believe in a womans right to choose-- im just not sure that its the right thing-- just dont know------

hell i hope im not becoming a right winger.....

ha, just messing around, I'm no liberal

Even in my high school and college days I never leaned to the left ( I thank my father for that one). The closest I came to being a leftie was probably toking up or moving to Canada.
 
cortez
#53
Quote: Originally Posted by jimmoyer

Well I don't know why I came here tonight

I got the feeling that something ain't right

I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair

And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

this is a song isnt it...
i presume you mean that you are left of us and we are the jokers to the right
 
Jay
#54
Quote: Originally Posted by FiveParadox

I wanna be a pink-winger. Sounds prettier.

Prepare for the Pink Party of Canada, and the first-ever Pink Government ó coming soon, in 2008!

You could probably get away with that, and get more votes than the greens!
 
Naci_Sey
#55
I'm bumping up this thread b/c the title intrigued me and maybe I can offer something.

SassyLassie (and a couple of others?) were wondering what they are. Left? Right? Does the Left/Right pendulum make any sense in today's political climate? To answer these questions, you might read up and try the test on this site (external - login to view).

The test questions are deliberately provocative to guage our baser instincts. That makes sense, given that a lot of voters, unfortunately, base their political opinion on knee-jerk - and media-hyped - reaction, not on rational investigation.
 
Finder
#56
I'm a leftie, but... I'm a class collaborator as well.
 
Nuggler
#57
A one and a two and a three and..........

Boogie to the left...................then I
Boogie to the right.................then I
Boogie down the middle and............I
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Well, not really "fight".

I'm left, I'm left
The sunnavabitch he's left.
Always voted NDP
Stevie mein Harper'll never get me
I'm left................HE'S LEFT
He hates show tunes but HE'S LEFT

I'm left, he's left
Moi, sunnavabitch he's left
Union supporter alla me life
Even signed up the kids and the wife
HE'S LEFT FOR SURE!
Dat's troo
I'm left

Leaving now, stage left.........that's right.

FugglyUggly
 
Zan
#58
haha cutnUgg, cute!

Well, guess it's official according to that sight - I'm a libertarian leftie. I suspected as much.
 
china
#59
the strange thing about the devil is that he wants peace , justice, truth and all that stuff-- so it turns out he is the good guy-- hes gotten a bad wrap from the humans who wanted to screw their fellow humans with good conscience-- so they invented a god that pretended to stand for all of the above -- but actually subverted it-- very clever---
but the gig is up -- haha -we figured it out


Everybody" knows " that devil is a lier , but you being a Liberal are to stupid to understand that, and that is why you started this discussion in a first place.
 
s_lone
#60
There's nothing wrong about right or left. From my point of view, right=individual freedom and rights; and left =communal principles, social solidarity, common laws.

In today's world we need a careful balance of both. But in the end the only right direction is forwards.

Personally, I lean slightly to the left. But I'm not simple-minded enough to justify my thoughts and boost my self-esteem by insulting any right-wing person or idea.
 

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