Cortez was an explorer (you knew that) and kicked some serious *** albeit amongst some poorly armed natives, found gold, did some brave mosquito ridden stuff, spread disease, did some genocide,.......a damn good name
Yay for Cortez
Our kids were (for the most part) well mannered and quiet when "dining out" with mom and pop. Partly because they had been brought up to respect others and their right to peace and quiet, but probably mainly cause they knew it would take at least fifteen minutes for the police to come and rescue their sorry asses if they got completely bannanas like the little dip****s sitting across the aisle who should have been gagged and hog tied.
We never cared too much for out of control kids, still don't. So much for the serious answer.