Cortez, do you want to practice with my dog?
I'm all for it. We used to do it all the time in college. I suggest a cat first, then maybe a billygoat, followed by a cow. Then, do them all together at the same time.
There's a travelling road show that goes to small-town America that has a diving horse. The horse goes up this 25 foot ladder, is prodded onto a diving board, then the diving board collapses and the horse plunges into one of these portable pools.
Smoky the Diving Mule. (external - login to view)
I have a picture of Smokey I cut out of the paper several years ago. Sometimes I'll just burst out laughing when I look at it.
Who would think this is a good idea? And better still, who would think "Yup, I've always wanted to see a mule high-dive." I mean, in an un-ironic way. I'd go see it just to witness the bizarreness of it all.