Valentines Day, Christmas and Halloween


Jersay
#1
Okay, because Christianity, evolved from Judaism and is connected to the other big two in some ways, I've got a beef with all you Christian guys who took my holidays.

Now, I expect, Christmas, Halloween and Valentines Day to be returned to me right now.
 
Jay
#2
I'm not sure what were going to do with you, Jersay....
 
Haggis McBagpipe
#3
Quote: Originally Posted by Jay

I'm not sure what were going to do with you, Jersay....

Well, if he wants those three holidays so badly, why don't we just give them back to him? What theh heck, who can afford the damn things anyway? Take them, Jersay, and bless you, child.

 
Jay
#4
and bless you, child. "




This is gonna be fun....
 
Haggis McBagpipe
#5
Quote: Originally Posted by Jay

and bless you, child. "




This is gonna be fun....

. . . and a blessed good time will be had by all, my son.

(Damn, I wish I wasn't fresh out of epopeicons)
 
Jersay
#6
Ah an angel.

Well, I am glad that I get my holidays back. Good old Pagan, Heathen holidays.
 
Haggis McBagpipe
#7
Quote: Originally Posted by Jersay

Ah an angel.

Well, I am glad that I get my holidays back. Good old Pagan, Heathen holidays.

Angel, my papish butt, I'm a pope, kid, get it right.
 
Sassylassie
#8
There all yours Jersey, do you want my Birthday? I haven't celebrated it since I turned thirty, hell I don't even remember how old I am.
 
Jay
#9
Quote: Originally Posted by Haggis McBagpipe

Quote: Originally Posted by Jay

and bless you, child. "




This is gonna be fun....

. . . and a blessed good time will be had by all, my son.

(Damn, I wish I wasn't fresh out of epopeicons)



You do realize with your new designation I will have to address you as "Father" ....
 
Haggis McBagpipe
#10
Quote: Originally Posted by Jay


You do realize with your new designation I will have to address you as "Father" ....

Well, either that or "Holy! Mother of God!" A convenient enough thing, since it can be a title as well as an exclamation for any particularly clever remark I make.
 
Jersay
#11
Sure I will take your birthday as well.
 

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