Happy V-Day!
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Hey, that's very lovely, Cosmo, and I'm with you in saying this Canned Contented gang is one helluva great Gang O' Valentines.
I'm going to post the same poem I post and email every Valentine's Day, it is my favourite 'cause it is just so darn corny. I think a Jeanne Losey wrote it, but don't know for sure:
Cabbage always has a heart;
Green beans string along.
You're such a cute tomato,
Will you peas to me belong?
You've been the apple of my eye,
You know how much I care;
So lettuce get together,
We'd make a perfect pear.
Now, something's sure to turnip
To prove you can't be beet;
So, if you carrot all for me
Let's let our tulips meet.
Don't squash my hopes and dreams now,
Bee my honey, dear;
Or tears will fill potato's eyes
While sweet corn lends an ear.
I'll cauliflower show and say
Your dreams are parsley mine.
I'll work and share my celery,
So be my valentine.
I'm going to post the same poem I post and email every Valentine's Day, it is my favourite 'cause it is just so darn corny. I think a Jeanne Losey wrote it, but don't know for sure:
Cabbage always has a heart;
Green beans string along.
You're such a cute tomato,
Will you peas to me belong?
You've been the apple of my eye,
You know how much I care;
So lettuce get together,
We'd make a perfect pear.
Now, something's sure to turnip
To prove you can't be beet;
So, if you carrot all for me
Let's let our tulips meet.
Don't squash my hopes and dreams now,
Bee my honey, dear;
Or tears will fill potato's eyes
While sweet corn lends an ear.
I'll cauliflower show and say
Your dreams are parsley mine.
I'll work and share my celery,
So be my valentine.
rofl
And here's one for the geeks among us ...
roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
all my base
are belong to you
And here's one for the geeks among us ...
roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
all my base
are belong to you
And for the rednecks:
~ Redneck Fisherman's Love Poem ~
Collards is green,
my dog's name is Blue
and I'm so lucky
to have a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like cornsilk
a-flapping in the breeze.
Softer than Blue's
and without all them fleas.
You move like the bass,
which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales
but I luv you anyway.
Yo're as satisfy'n as okry
jist a-fry'n in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff"
right out of the can.
You have some'a yore teeth,
for which I am proud;
I hold my head high
when we're in a crowd.
On special occasions,
when you shave under yore arms,
well, I'm in hawg heaven,
and awed by yore charms.
Still them fellers at work,
they all want to know,
what I did to deserve
such a purdy, young doe.
Like a good roll of duct tape
yo're there fer yore man,
to patch up life's troubles
and fix what you can.
Yo're as cute as a junebug
a-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like those far ants
I found in my bed.
Cut from the best cloth
like a plaid flannel shirt,
you spark up my life
more than a fresh load of dirt.
When you hold me real tight
like a padded gunrack,
my life is complete;
Ain't nuttin' I lack.
Yore complexion, it's perfection,
like the best vinyl sidin'.
despite all the years,
yore age, it keeps hidin'.
Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie
with a RC cold drank,
we go together
like a skunk goes with stank.
Some men, they buy chocolate
for Valentine's Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart,
it's romantic that way.
Some men git roses
on that special day
from the cooler at Kroger.
"That's impressive," I say.
Some men buy fine diamonds
from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever,"
they explain, suave and couth.
But for this man, honey,
these won't do.
Cause yor'e too special,
you sweet thang you.
I got you a gift,
without taste nor odor,
more useful than diamonds......
IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!
Happy Valentine's Day
~ Redneck Fisherman's Love Poem ~
Collards is green,
my dog's name is Blue
and I'm so lucky
to have a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like cornsilk
a-flapping in the breeze.
Softer than Blue's
and without all them fleas.
You move like the bass,
which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales
but I luv you anyway.
Yo're as satisfy'n as okry
jist a-fry'n in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff"
right out of the can.
You have some'a yore teeth,
for which I am proud;
I hold my head high
when we're in a crowd.
On special occasions,
when you shave under yore arms,
well, I'm in hawg heaven,
and awed by yore charms.
Still them fellers at work,
they all want to know,
what I did to deserve
such a purdy, young doe.
Like a good roll of duct tape
yo're there fer yore man,
to patch up life's troubles
and fix what you can.
Yo're as cute as a junebug
a-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like those far ants
I found in my bed.
Cut from the best cloth
like a plaid flannel shirt,
you spark up my life
more than a fresh load of dirt.
When you hold me real tight
like a padded gunrack,
my life is complete;
Ain't nuttin' I lack.
Yore complexion, it's perfection,
like the best vinyl sidin'.
despite all the years,
yore age, it keeps hidin'.
Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie
with a RC cold drank,
we go together
like a skunk goes with stank.
Some men, they buy chocolate
for Valentine's Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart,
it's romantic that way.
Some men git roses
on that special day
from the cooler at Kroger.
"That's impressive," I say.
Some men buy fine diamonds
from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever,"
they explain, suave and couth.
But for this man, honey,
these won't do.
Cause yor'e too special,
you sweet thang you.
I got you a gift,
without taste nor odor,
more useful than diamonds......
IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!
Happy Valentine's Day
Omigod, these are GREAT, Cosmo!! I am killing myself here, and frantically emailing these here there and everywhere.
Oh ... Missile ... I remember your comments earlier about this most special day so I searched out a website just for you ...
Be My Anti-Valentine
:3some: Sorry ... the rest of us are still giving ya hugz tho!
Oh ... and to show you you're not alone:
Men are from Mars, and They Hate Valentine's Day
Be My Anti-Valentine
:3some: Sorry ... the rest of us are still giving ya hugz tho!
Oh ... and to show you you're not alone:
Men are from Mars, and They Hate Valentine's Day
That Anti-Valentine Site 
I laughed until the tears came. Great stuff Oh, all them pomes was purty gud,too. :lol:
I laughed until the tears came. Great stuff Oh, all them pomes was purty gud,too. :lol:
A Shopping Tip: All the leftover chocolate and other Valentine stuff will be half price tomorrow
This holiday is another example of Evil Corporations sucking money out of my wallet. I hate Chocolate, potatoe chips and a good Novel is the only way into my heart.