Ahhhh, do you mean, by chance, this little gem? Warning: there is something in here to offend just about everybody.
YOU ARE WHAT YOU DRIVE
WHAT YOUR CAR SAYS ABOUT YOU...
Acura Integra- I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars
Acura Legend - I'm too bland for German cars
Acura NSX - I am impotent
Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires
Buick Park Avenue - I am older than 34 of the 50 states
Cadillac Seville - I am a pimp
Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating up people
Chevrolet Chevette - I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette
Chevrolet Corvette - I'm in a mid-life crisis
Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the government
Chevrolet Trucks - I say the bigger the truck, the bigger my manhood
Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well
Dodge Dart - I teach 3rd grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower
Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car
Duallys - I'm a redneck with money but no taste
Ford Trucks - See Chevy Trucks
Ford Fairmont - (See Dodge Dart)
Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones
Ford Crown Victoria - I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them
Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the Fall.
Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the Fall.
Honda del Sol - I say half a convertible is better than no convertible at all
Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit
Honda Accord - I lack any originality or personality and am basically a lemming.
Infiniti Q45 - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.
Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a rip about J.D . Power or his reports.
Jaguar XJ6 - I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year.
Kia Sephia - I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp.
Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers
Mercury Grand Marquis - (See above)
Mercedes 560SEL - I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole
MGB - I am dating a mechanic
Nissan 300ZX - I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings
Nissan Sentra - I am a gay college student
Nissan Truck - I'm a major geek
Oldsmobile Cutlass - I just stole this car and I'm going to make a day of it.
Peugeot 505 Diesel - I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List
Plymouth Neon - I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena
Pontiac Trans AM - I have a switchblade in my sock
Porsche 944 - I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me
Rolls Royce Silver Shadow - I think Pat Buchanan is a tad bit too liberal
Saturn SC2 - (See Honda Civic)
Toyota Camry - I'm gay but I'm still in the closet
VW Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns
VW Cabriolet - I am gay and out of the closet
VW Microbus - I am tripping
Volvo 740 Wagon - I am frightened of my wife