Quote: Originally Posted by MMMike Quote: OK, how do you verify the first one??? Any volunteers?
A human head remains conscious for about 15 to 20 seconds after it is been decapitated.
Over 2500 left handed people are killed each year from using products made for right handed people.
In 1845, President Andrew Jackson's pet parrot was removed from his funeral for swearing.
Its time we lefties stood up for our human rights and force car companies etc... to make products for we folk.
A swearing parrot - where can I get one?
To be precise the head must be decapitated quickly. A guillotine is ideal for this job. Once the thud is heard start the timer. A olympic type stop watch is ideal for this job.
Closely watch the eyelids. They will initially blink rapidly in apparent disbelief or maybe bewilderment. Sometimes the eye balls start rolling counterclockwise. This is a genetic flaw and can be ignored. Soon the eyes will go glassy and may lock onto you in a fixed stare. Stop the timer when the eyelids slam shut.
Note the clock. Should be in the 15-20 second range.
They do manufacture left handed golf clubs. What more could a body want?
One just quit politics. She isn't running anymore.