Happy Holidays to all of you and yours! !
I came up witha little ditty for you all based an experience I had at 4 this a.m. in Burlington, keep in mind I am not a poet, and am that I'm riding on next no sleep. :roll: It just came to me
Hope you enjoy.
Early this morning, I stopped to drop off a friend, and who did I see?
Santa,drunk, on the street corner , taking a pee.
We honked at poor Santa, and that made him jump, he tripped on a snow bank, and lost grip of his ......um...stump.
I can only hope he was not still mid trickle, or he might of ended up with a painful ice-cicle.
He did get up and as he stumbled around, splashed in the puddle he'd left on the ground,
A good thing I think, no attempts were made, at any leaps or bounds.
As we were driving away I did hear Santa give out a big yell,
Yes I'm pretty sure he cursed us to hell
Next time I'll know to just let him finish, I can only hope his pride wasn't diminished.
Last time I looked , he was back on his way, perhaps wondering .....where he parked his damn sleigh?
:santa: