booze makes ugly people, attractive


peapod
#1


SCIENTISTS have figured out why alcohol makes ugly people seem more attractive - otherwise known as the "beer goggles" effect.

www.news.com.au/story/0,10117...opleneedsextoo (external - login to view)
 
GreenGreta
#2
If I said "well, duh" wouldja hit me?
 
peapod
#3
fair warning greta...frito is one of those ugly people that more attractive after a few bottles
 
GreenGreta
#4
Lucky I drink then I guess. Stock the liquor cabinet for me.

heehee
 
Canucklehead
#5
Quote:

The research was carried out by an eyewear firm, which surveyed more than 1000 members of a speed dating club.

I feel a top 10 entry into World's Greatest Adverts coming up in the near future
 
Hard-Luck Henry
#6
Quote: Originally Posted by Canucklehead

Quote:

The research was carried out by an eyewear firm, which surveyed more than 1000 members of a speed dating club.

I feel a top 10 entry into World's Greatest Adverts coming up in the near future

Uh-huh ... corrective beer goggles would be a good idea.

... Having thought about it, that may just 'fog' the issue ... ...
 
pastafarian
#7
Well whaddaya know?. Now there's news!

I always thought it made attractive people less picky. Live and learn. :P

Though, there is a downside, from Bill himself:

Quote:

Marry, sir,[alcohol produces] nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance: therefore, much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery: it makes him, and it mars him; it sets him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him and disheartens him; makes him stand to, and not stand to; in conclusion, equivocates him in a sleep, and, giving him the lie, leaves him.

 
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