booze makes ugly people, attractive

Canucklehead

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The research was carried out by an eyewear firm, which surveyed more than 1000 members of a speed dating club.

I feel a top 10 entry into World's Greatest Adverts coming up in the near future :lol: :lol:
 

Hard-Luck Henry

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Canucklehead said:
The research was carried out by an eyewear firm, which surveyed more than 1000 members of a speed dating club.

I feel a top 10 entry into World's Greatest Adverts coming up in the near future :lol: :lol:

Uh-huh ... corrective beer goggles would be a good idea. :lol:

... Having thought about it, that may just 'fog' the issue ... :dontknow: ...
 

pastafarian

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Well whaddaya know?. Now there's news!

I always thought it made attractive people less picky. Live and learn. :p

Though, there is a downside, from Bill himself:

Marry, sir,[alcohol produces] nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance: therefore, much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery: it makes him, and it mars him; it sets him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him and disheartens him; makes him stand to, and not stand to; in conclusion, equivocates him in a sleep, and, giving him the lie, leaves him.