beks cafe/chit chat corner, lol


manda
#121
***stumbles out of the bathroom after a week****

Holy crap guys!!!, did no one think to check if I was stuck?
need food, coffee and beer, not neccessarily in that order
 
missile
#122
I hope you gave the mr. a stern talkin to for leaving that toilet seat up.
 
manda
#123
he's cowering now....
 
GreenGreta
#124
I checked on you, why do you think you were wearing a pink lace dress and green running shoes?

You should really check the mirror, cause I did your makeup too. Geez, tammy faye....
 
manda
#125
I got most of the "makeup" off....you should just not be trusted with markers Greta, I thought the shoes were me, but be danged if I knew where the dress came from...the goat teeth marks should have given it away
 
GreenGreta
#126
Always look for goat teeth.
 
beks
#127
Quote: Originally Posted by manda

***stumbles out of the bathroom after a week****

Holy crap guys!!!, did no one think to check if I was stuck?
need food, coffee and beer, not neccessarily in that order

oh u poor thing, come here, sit down and i'll get ya a beer and a pizza then a hot coffee ok?? and heres a blanket too, u must be freezing,
 
manda
#128
Thanks beks...I think Greta stole the beer I was drinking when heading for the bathroom. my *** is a little cold yes.
 
GreenGreta
#129
Well you were gone a week, I'm not watching it for that long.... I have beer of my own to track. Besides, once the guy put the roofies in, I wanted it anyway.
 
manda
#130
I suppose I can't fault you for that. I'll just have to catch up....what credit card is picking up the tab anyway?
 
GreenGreta
#131
The company will pay. The company always pays.
 
Roy
#132
is there a rooms for swingers in this cafe?...or do we just do it out in the open....
 
missile
#133
it's just not encouraged on the countertop or on the tables..one mustn't spill the coffees.
 
manda
#134
Quote: Originally Posted by GreenGreta

The company will pay. The company always pays.

Gotta love the company card..more beer...and get these bloody swingers off my table before I barf on them
 
GreenGreta
#135
<<Manda and Greta take swingers out back and beat them up>>
 
manda
#136
he he he *manda washes hands of vile vile stains*

out out damned spot!...That was a great stress release...we need more beer for celebrating!
 
GreenGreta
#137
mmm more beer.
 
manda
#138
We seriously need some tequila shots....Did beks close the cafe? Allright then open bar it is!
 
GreenGreta
#139
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila

Floor.
 
missile
#140
You know that tequila always makes your clothes fall off
 
GreenGreta
#141
Mine, definitely.

haha
 
missile
#142
The singer said he had a heck of a time trying to explain that song to his little 7 year old daughter
 
GreenGreta
#143
Ha ha no doot.
 
manda
#144
*rummaging through the liquor stocks...where's the coffee, I have the baileys....ah screw it...pops the cap and sits on the middle of the bar to swig the bottle*

Who's up for re-enacting cayote ugly?
 
GreenGreta
#145
I'm in, just waiting for you to get off work.
 
manda
#146
Meh, where's you're creative spirit? I can dance on the bar while listening to calls...bring that tequila over here...is WC in?
 
GreenGreta
#147
I think she is around, I'll send her over.
 
GreenGreta
#148
I invited WC over for some tequila, let's find out if she can hold her booze. You'll be picking me up off of the floor pretty soon.
 
manda
#149
what else is hiding behind the bar...it's time to play...Guess what's in the concotion...and I dare you to drink it
 
manda
#150
Quote: Originally Posted by GreenGreta

I invited WC over for some tequila, let's find out if she can hold her booze. You'll be picking me up off of the floor pretty soon.


queue music...She ain't heavy.... I'm just plastered
 

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