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If God dropped acid, would he see people?

Drink your beerÖ There are starving drunks in Ethiopia

Iím not an alcoholic. Iím a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings

A penny for your thoughts, a dollar if you flash me

Constipated people donít give a crap

Pavlov: Name ring a bell?

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake

Who is Oscar Mayer and why does everyone want to be his weiner?