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I ain't puttin' it in Fun and Jokes - ain't feckin' funny! Just damn glad I wasn't in this show...

www.photonlabs.dk/jokes/extremelanding.html (external - login to view)

Took me several moments to load - I'm not on true high-speed -
LET IT LOAD ITSELF AND OPEN ANOTHER WINDOW IN THE MEANTIME! - YOU WANT TO SEE THE WHOLE THING, THE FIRST TIME!