Writing in bathroom stalls!

[peapod]

Having spent the last week sorta visiting alot of bathroom stalls, the writings on the walls sorta speak...so lets hear them eh?? here is one I wrote down. 8O

Remember: more than 3 shakes counts as masturbation

 

[Canucklehead]

Don't throw toothpicks in the urinals, crabs poll vault! 8O

 

[peapod]

heya canucklehead...I think momsy wrote this one when he was on the island last time..I'm sure it was him 8O

Fear the Bilderberg Group. 8O 8O

 

[Canucklehead]

RE: Writing in bathroom s

No need to wash up unless you piss on yer hands

Right... I'll get me coat

 

[#juan]

Hiya :lol:

If you tinkle and you sprinkle,
Be a sweetie wipe the seatie

 

[peapod]

annus horribilis

 

[#juan]

Interesting avatar...:wink:

Killing for peace is like fecking for chastity.

 

[Canucklehead]

Interesting avatar...:wink:

Killing for peace is like fecking for chastity.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[bhoour]

found in the mens room at a club I once visited, ( the line was far to long to wait for the ladies room)

She's using you to get to your sister.......... :la:

 

[Jo Canadian]

What are you looking at?? The Joke's between your legs.

 

[Dexter Sinister]

My favourite, written on a urinal in a men's room in some little place in the middle of nowhere in Montana:

Stand close, the next man may be barefoot.

 

[missile]

"Here I Sit Brokenhearted-Paid A Dime And Only Farted"

 

[#juan]

Outhouse - in a city park
Charlotte, Michigan USA 48823
Unisex restroom

This is a tee pee
for a pee pee.
Not a wig wam
to beat your tom-tom.

I read this back in the 1950's when I was in grade school. It took a few years before I would grasp the meaning of it.

 

[Ten Packs]

From the Men's at the Falkland Hotel in BC, sometime in the 70's:

"Life is a Shit Sandwich - the more Bread you have, the less Shit you gotta eat."

 

[Jo Canadian]

"Here I Sit Brokenhearted-Paid A Dime And Only Farted"

:lol: :lol: I've seen that one too, there was an ending to it though...it went something like this:

Here I sit Broken hearted.
Paid a dime and only Farted
Next time I'll take a chance.
Save a dime,
and Shit my pants

:lol: :lol:

 

[missile]

Iam wondering if the ladies write stuff on their bathroom walls..am betting that they don't :lol:

 

[manda]

Have you never seen the "for a good time, call...." there is writing all over the stall, and some nasty stuff at that

 

[missile]

Hoping that my name is mentioned

 

[Cosmo]

Oh ya ... chicks write on the stalls more than men do!! (I've seen both in bars ... don't ask.)

My favourite:

"My mother made me a homosexual"
and under it, in different ink:
"If I got her the wool, would she make me one too??"

 

[MMMike]

Darn, I though we had the market cornered on juvenile, crude behaviour.