Writing in bathroom stalls! (Bathroom Stall Writing)


peapod
#1
Having spent the last week sorta visiting alot of bathroom stalls, the writings on the walls sorta speak...so lets hear them eh?? here is one I wrote down.

Remember: more than 3 shakes counts as masturbation
 
Canucklehead
#2
Don't throw toothpicks in the urinals, crabs poll vault!
 
peapod
#3
heya canucklehead...I think momsy wrote this one when he was on the island last time..I'm sure it was him

Fear the Bilderberg Group.
 
Canucklehead
#4
No need to wash up unless you piss on yer hands

Right... I'll get me coat
 
#juan
#5
Hiya

If you tinkle and you sprinkle,
Be a sweetie wipe the seatie
 
peapod
#6
annus horribilis
 
#juan
#7
Interesting avatar...

Killing for peace is like fecking for chastity.
 
Canucklehead
#8
Quote: Originally Posted by #juan

Interesting avatar...

Killing for peace is like fecking for chastity.

 
bhoour
#9
found in the mens room at a club I once visited, ( the line was far to long to wait for the ladies room)

She's using you to get to your sister..........
 
Jo Canadian
#10
What are you looking at?? The Joke's between your legs.
 
Dexter Sinister
#11
My favourite, written on a urinal in a men's room in some little place in the middle of nowhere in Montana:

Stand close, the next man may be barefoot.
 
missile
#12
"Here I Sit Brokenhearted-Paid A Dime And Only Farted"
 
#juan
#13
Outhouse - in a city park
Charlotte, Michigan USA 48823
Unisex restroom

This is a tee pee
for a pee pee.
Not a wig wam
to beat your tom-tom.

I read this back in the 1950's when I was in grade school. It took a few years before I would grasp the meaning of it.
 
Ten Packs
#14
From the Men's at the Falkland Hotel in BC, sometime in the 70's:

"Life is a **** Sandwich - the more Bread you have, the less **** you gotta eat."
 
Jo Canadian
#15
Quote: Originally Posted by missile

"Here I Sit Brokenhearted-Paid A Dime And Only Farted"


I've seen that one too, there was an ending to it though...it went something like this:

Here I sit Broken hearted.
Paid a dime and only Farted
Next time I'll take a chance.
Save a dime,
and **** my pants


 
missile
#16
Iam wondering if the ladies write stuff on their bathroom walls..am betting that they don't
 
manda
#17
Have you never seen the "for a good time, call...." there is writing all over the stall, and some nasty stuff at that
 
missile
#18
Hoping that my name is mentioned
 
Cosmo
#19
Oh ya ... chicks write on the stalls more than men do!! (I've seen both in bars ... don't ask.)

My favourite:

"My mother made me a homosexual"
and under it, in different ink:
"If I got her the wool, would she make me one too??"

 
MMMike
#20
Darn, I though we had the market cornered on juvenile, crude behaviour.
 
GreenGreta
#21
Na, girls also write stuff like
"Brenda is a *****"
"Billy Joe + Bobby Sue 4-ever" then scratch out Billy Joe and write "John" then scratch out john and have "Steve" and so on it goes
"I hate Ryan"
and last but not least
"Sally's tits are fake"
 
MMMike
#22
Quote: Originally Posted by GreenGreta

Na, girls also write stuff like
"Brenda is a *****"
"Billy Joe + Bobby Sue 4-ever" then scratch out Billy Joe and write "John" then scratch out john and have "Steve" and so on it goes
"I hate Ryan"
and last but not least
"Sally's tits are fake"

 
missile
#23
My son-in-law used to clean at our major shopping mall and swore that the women's washrooms were the filthiest places he's ever seen but,he also claimed that Asian girls were quite dirty,too,so i took what he said with a lot of doubt. Perhaps,he wasn't lying
 
Said1
#24
Being slightly intoxicated on night, I managed to make out the words "I love to feck" written on the wall of the stall I was using. When I was finished powdering my nose, I staggered back to my table asking for a pen. When one was finally produced and handed over to me, I staggered back to the washroom, and underneath the above phrase I wrote "Go feck yourself". I thought that was brilliant. Not so funny now for some reason.
 
Twila
#25
See yourself Pee
www.seeyourselfpee.com (external - login to view)


this is enough to make you stop mid pee.
 
Twila
#26
Seen written above the dispensing slot on a condom machine; gas station, Vancouver, BC:
"INSERT BABY FOR REFUND."
 
galianomama
#27
hornby island folk saying:

if it's yellow
keep it mellow
if it's brown
flush it down
 
jimmoyer
#28
Some come here to sh*t and stink
Others come here to sit and think
But I come here to rest my balls
and write the bullsh*t on the walls
And those who read these words of wit
find themselves in this cyber pit
drawn to this graffitti stall
masturbating with utmost gall
and so they knock knock they do
you have to flush and leave this zoo.
 

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