Bathroom Stall WritingOct 2nd, 2005
Remember: more than 3 shakes counts as masturbation
Killing for peace is like fecking for chastity.
"Here I Sit Brokenhearted-Paid A Dime And Only Farted"
Na, girls also write stuff like
"Brenda is a *****"
"Billy Joe + Bobby Sue 4-ever" then scratch out Billy Joe and write "John" then scratch out john and have "Steve" and so on it goes
"I hate Ryan"
and last but not least
"Sally's tits are fake"