Fundamentalist: "Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior?"
Atheist: "From what you've said, I assume that you believe in a god of some kind. I would like to know, first, what you mean by 'god,' and, second, how you justify your belief in this being."
Fundie: "But don't you know that Jesus Christ died for your sins?"
Atheist: "Obviously, if I don't believe in a god, then I don't believe in a nonexistent son. Moreover, since sin is defined as disobedience to a god, I don't believe in sin either. I am not a sinner. Now please get to the point and answer my questions."
Fundie: "But everyone is a sinner."
Atheist: "You maybe, but not me. You know nothing about me, yet you presume to judge me. That is rude and offensive. Now, are you going to behave yourself and answer my questions or not?"
Fundie: "God will come into your heart if you ask him to."
Atheist: "I don't have room in there for anything else, thank you."
Fundie: "But won't you even pray to God?"
Atheist: "If you explain what you mean by the word 'god' and explain how you know there is such a being, I might consider it. But you refuse even to explain what you're talking about. You're not doing your job, and your god, if he exists, won't like that."
Fundie: "Don't you want to be saved?"
Atheist: "Saved? From what?"
Fundie: "From eternal punishment in hell."
Atheist: "Really, this is becoming absurd. Tell me, why do you believe in hell?"
Fundie: "It's in the Bible."
Atheist: "Do you believe everything you read?"
Fundie: "I believe the Bible; it's God's word."
Atheist: "Oh, so this god of yours wrote a book! I tell you what: All you need do is produce a signed copy of his book, and you've made your case."