Thread of mellow


peapod
#1
We need a place where we can just mellow out, be one with orpah A refuge from the cruel world, everything is mellow in this little haven, anybody try to mess it up, I 'll rip their heads off, well not me, but momsy will for sure!...ommmmmmmmmmmmmm. We need mellow pics, mellow poetry, yada yada yada......Okays on with the mellow......For a more pleasant experience I suggest you pop a few of these.....Cue in harp music....




It's impossible to avoid daily encounters with idiots. But now you can cope, with Fokitol. Taking just one Fokitol tablet each day provides your body with our blend of natural substances designed to help balance your body’s reaction, keeping you calm in the face of stupidity.

Fokitol works by blocking the neuroreceptors that cause stress, without all of the unpleasant social and medical ramifications associated with going to a clambake with Alice B. Toklas. No phlegmy cough, no unpleasant smell on your clothes -- just a nice, warm, mellow feeling.


remember the mantra, mellow, mellow, calm calm...ommmmmmmmm
 
peapod
#2
Blah! I see I am the only seeker of mellow around here Where are the cloud pics?? show me the mellow!!

I'm just mad about Saffron
Saffron's mad about me
I'm just mad about Saffron
She's just mad about me

{Refrain}
They call me mellow yellow
(Quite rightly)
They call me mellow yellow
(Quite rightly)
They call me mellow yellow

I'm just mad about Fourteen
Fourteen's mad about me
I'm just mad about Fourteen
She's just mad about me

{Refrain}

Born high forever to fly
Wind velocity nil
Wanna high forever to fly
If you want your cup our fill

{Refrain}

(So mellow, he's so yellow)

Electrical banana
Is gonna be a sudden craze
Electrical banana
Is bound to be the very next phase

They call it mellow yellow
(Quite rightly)
They call me mellow yellow
(Quite rightly)
They call me mellow yellow

Saffron -- yeah
I'm just mad about her
I'm just mad about Saffron
She's just mad about me

{Refrain}

(Oh so yellow, oh so mellow

don't forget the mantra....mellow mellow, calm calm...ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
 
#juan
#3
 
Kater-Aid
#4
Quote: Originally Posted by #juan

 
Kater-Aid
#5
hey ppl...whats goin on
 
peapod
#6
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, I find my words so relaxing. :P and my thoughts so sunny I need mellow, wait I am mellow...I must stay mellow Now me and errrrrr (my car) must drive up the big mountain, and than drive down the big mountain, to get to mammy and pappy's house.
It will be a true test of me mellow. I will be tested over and over again. First there will be the fecker in front me going 20 in a 90 speed zone, usually a frightened senior. Than there is the fecker that just has to ride right on my ***!!!! hey! *******, feck off! HA! that right pass me you fecker going over 120. I slowed down for a reason numbnuts! If you live around here, everybody knows the favorite radar spot is the straight stretch into mill bay. Blah! go ahead...hehehehhehehe......Hey lady! where did you get your driver's licence??? At wallmart ...yada yada yada...it goes on, but I remain mellow mellow, calm calm....ommmmmmmmmmm.

I hope someone around here posts some nice fuffy clouds in my mellow thread...now its time to head out...
Adios muchichos!
 
Vanni Fucci
#7
Sunshine came softly through my a-window today
Could've tripped out easy a-but I've a-changed my ways
It'll take time, I know it but in a while
You're gonna be mine, I know it, we'll do it in style
'Cause I made my mind up you're going to be mine

I'll tell you right now
Any trick in the book now, baby, all that I can find
Everybody's hustlin' just to have a little scene
When I say we'll be cool I think that you know what I mean
We stood on a beach at sunset, do you remember when?
I know a beach where, baby, a-it never ends
When you've made your mind up forever to be mine

Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm
I'll pick up your hand and slowly blow your little mind
'Cause I made my mind up you're going to be mine
I'll tell you right now
Any trick in the book now, baby, all that I can find

Superman or Green Lantern ain't got a-nothin' on me
I can make like a turtle and dive for your pearls in the sea, yeah!
A you-you-you can just sit there a-thinking on your velvet throne
'bout all the rainbows a-you can a-have for your own
When you've made your mind up forever to be mine
I'll pick up your hand and slowly blow your little mind
When you've made your mind up forever to be mine

I'll pick up your hand
I'll pick up your hand
 
zenfisher
#8
Hmmm... maybe we should change this thread title to a tribute to Donovan
 
#juan
#9
Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds


Picture yourself in a boat on a river
With tangerine trees and marmalade skies
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly
A girl with kaleidoscope eyes

Cellophane flowers of yellow and green
Towering over your head
Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes
And she's gone

Lucy in the sky with diamonds

Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain
Where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies
Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers
That grow so incredibly high

Newspaper taxis appear on the shore
Waiting to take you away
Climb in the back with you head in the clouds
And you're gone

Lucy in the sky with diamonds

Picture yourself on a train in a station
With plasticine porters with looking glass ties
Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile
The girl with kaleidoscope eyes



Written by John Lennon and Paul McCartney
Released as a UK single in November, 1974




© 1974 Northern Songs Limited
 
Vanni Fucci
#10
Pink Floyd - Pigs (three Different Ones) Lyrics

Big man, pig man, ha ha, charade you are
You well heeled big wheel, ha ha, charade you are
And when your hand is on your heart
You're nearly a good laugh
Almost a joker
With your head down in the pig bin
Saying "keep on digging"
Pig stain on your fat chin
What do you hope to find?
When you're down in the pig mine
You're nearly a laugh
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry.
Bus stop rat bag, ha ha, charade you are
You f**ked up old hag, ha ha, charade you are
You radiate cold shafts of broken glass
You're nearly a good laugh
Almost worth a quick grin
You like the feel of steel
You're hot stuff with a hat pin
And good fun with a hand gun
You're nearly a laugh
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry.
Hey you Whitehouse, ha ha, charade you are
You house proud town mouse, ha ha, charade you are
You're trying to keep our feelings off the street
You're nearly a real treat
All tight lips and cold feet
And do you feel abused?
.....!.....!.....!.....!
You gotta stem the evil tide
And keep it all on the inside
Mary you're nearly a treat
Mary you're nearly a treat
But you're really a cry.
 
Vanni Fucci
#11
Pink Floyd - Pigs On The Wing (part 1) Lyrics

If you didn't care what happened to me,
And I didn't care for you
We would zig zag our way
through the boredom and pain
Occasionally glancing up through the rain
Wondering which of the buggers to blame
And watching for pigs on the wing.

Pink Floyd - Pigs On The Wing (part 2) Lyrics

You know that I care what happens to you
And I know that you care for me
So I don't feel alone
Of the weight of the stone
Now that I've found somewhere safe
To bury my bone
And any fool knows a dog needs a home
A shelter from pigs on the wing.
 
Vanni Fucci
#12
All credit for the above two posts go to Roger Waters and David Gilmour, and of course Vanni Fucci for his exceptional cutting and pasting skills.
 
Cosmo
#13
What a delightful change! After a busy day, I now am relaxing at the computer, soda and smokes in front of me, dog walked, groceries bought, dinner a 10 minute procedure (hot dogs tonight) ... ahhhhhh!

Plus I managed to scrounge up a couple books I hadn't read before for a whole 25 cents each and, best of all, a Stephen King I had never heard of. Does life get any better??
 
manda
#14
Quote: Originally Posted by Cosmo

What a delightful change! After a busy day, I now am relaxing at the computer, soda and smokes in front of me, dog walked, groceries bought, dinner a 10 minute procedure (hot dogs tonight) ... ahhhhhh!

Plus I managed to scrounge up a couple books I hadn't read before for a whole 25 cents each and, best of all, a Stephen King I had never heard of. Does life get any better??

What Stephen King?
 
Cosmo
#15
Hey Manda ... I'm reading the sequel to "Talisman" by King and Peter Straub. It's called "Black House". I read it ages ago, but menopause has it's benefits in that my memory ain't for **** and I can't remember it.
 
Vanni Fucci
#16
"The Fletcher Memorial Home"

take all your overgrown infants away somewhere
and build them a home a little place of their own
the fletcher memorial
home for incurable tyrants and kings
and they can appear to themselves every day
on closed circuit t.v.
to make sure they're still real
it's the only connection they feel
"ladies and gentlemen, please welcome reagan and haig
mr. begin and friend mrs. thatcher and paisley
mr. brezhnev and party
the ghost of mccarthy
the memories of nixon
and now adding colour a group of anonymous latin
american meat packing glitterati"
did they expect us to treat them with any respect
they can polish their medals and sharpen their
smiles, and amuse themselves playing games for a while
boom boom, bang bang, lie down you're dead
safe in the permanent gaze of a cold glass eye
with their favourite toys
they'll be good girls and boys
in the fletcher memorial home for colonial
wasters of life and limb
is everyone in?
are you having a nice time?
now the final solution can be applied
 
peapod
#17
mellow mellow, calm calm...I need mellow pfffffft.....everything was mellow mellow calm calm...until I started to drive home First I had to get a 100 dollar tire ...than grgrgrgrgrgr...caught in a radar trap by the nanaimo airport. Feck me! ya, ya I was going 129 in a 100 zone. ...Blah! I had to get past the slow poke! Blah! I says to him.
Well he says I could give you a fine of $197.00, but I am only going to make it &138.00 and if you pay it within 30 days, it will only be $113.00. Whys that I says, I mean why you giving me a deal I never batted my eyelashes at you once! nor was I at all pleasant?? Well, I was hoping you'd tell me where you gots that big salmon in your back seat, he says. (pffffft...everybody's got an angle ) Well how's about I trade you the salmon for the ticket ....nada, no deal..
Blah! with the right munipulation and fluttering eyelashes...and a dash of syrup, I could have walked away with nuttin...but I gots my pride! I am not brown nosing, or sucking up to nobody...Gimme my ticket, adios muchicho, and lose the outfit :P
 
Twila
#18
What happened to the mellow?

Sounds like this officer harshed your mellow, pea
 
peapod
#19
nah, twinks, its all the freckles he had that upset me mellow...but I am ohming from the gonads as I type...and than a double hit of espresso is in order...than the mellow will be one with the pod...ohmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
 

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