Alrighty than...I am sure your chomping at the bit for the rest of the story...meanwhile back at the coffeehouse not the ranch....
I goes for coffee with grocery boy.....I leave hims to lament, while I slips inside and tells java girl...to have her looky loo.....Back outside, I see no point in getting grocery boys hopes up, until I gets a ya or nay from java girl....So after a very painful 15 minutes java with grocery boy...I departs...
The next day...thursday...I gots for my lattie...well java girl is all excited
Peapod! oh he is so cute! I have seen him in here before, he won't like me tho...* peapod rolls eyes and looks around and whistles* ...leave it to me java girl...now calm down...and gimmie a double hit lattie...I gots to go to the grocery store..
At the grocery store...I sees grocery boy..Hey grocery boy, I gots a girl who thinks your cute...interested?? grocery boy becomes hystericial
Calm downs I says
Which one peapod? which one...tell me peapod please tell me.
Alright already.....lets go for coffee this aft...I will show you...I can go for coffee now peapod
Okay lets go.
You's got to be kidding me peapod! No way! are you serious?? no way! Her
She's beautiful! what did she say peapod?? tell me peapod hurry please...okay....
I goes for my java on friday...java girl says oh peapod! I did not sleep last night, do really think grocery boy likes me...*feck me I says to myself* Yes he does java girl, he thinks your beautiful! REALLY! honest?? did he REALLY say that
Hes so cute!
Yesterday I am at my grocery store....I talk to grocery boy at the dairy section...I knows people are looking at me, coz it appears as if I am talking to myself, as grocery boy is in behind the dairy case loading up. I moves a couple of 4 litre 2% milk cartons so I can sees his face. Wtf?????? what happened to your hair grocery boy. Do you like it pea, I spiked it a bit, do you think she will like it???
hang on...I gots something to do....brb.