matchmaker matchmaker


peapod
#1
Oh Man! I am pooped! wanna know why
 
no1important
#2
Quote: Originally Posted by peapod

Oh Man! I am pooped! wanna know why

To much booze at Twila's wedding? :P
 
peapod
#3
ehm....no quack quack (inside joke ) today was my matchmaker day...the last sunday of each month, not always..but quite often. :P This one this morning, really tuckered me out I have 4 marriages now, thanks to me matchmaking skills...although one has lead to divorce...but hey thats not my fault, now is it
Great pleasure comes from being a matchmaker...but anyways...this one has been in the works for a bit..today was the day I put it first gear for them It started off easy, a beautiful young baristria says to me, hey peapod, when you gonna match me up??? wft..I says to her, a beautiful girl like you needs a matchmaker?? Yes I do peapod..every guy I meet is only after one thing. Really?? what a surprise...bwhahahahhaahhaha

I see, so your looking for a nice guy then are you?? Yes! thats it peapod, I am. Well I says to her, I in fact might know just the right one for you. How's about I get him over here, on the pretext..of I am his friend, and want to have a coffee with him...You have a looky loo...and get back to me...REALLY! I am so excited...

The next day...I gos to my grocery store, yes there he is...excuse me nice boy..how's it going? whats new? hey lets go to starbucks for a java...than you can whines to me about how lonely you are and hows you cannot find the right girl...REALLY! thanks peapod..

Yeah right...I kin hardly wait :P

I will continue....I gots something to do right now...brb.
 
peapod
#4
Alrighty than...I am sure your chomping at the bit for the rest of the story...meanwhile back at the coffeehouse not the ranch....

I goes for coffee with grocery boy.....I leave hims to lament, while I slips inside and tells java girl...to have her looky loo.....Back outside, I see no point in getting grocery boys hopes up, until I gets a ya or nay from java girl....So after a very painful 15 minutes java with grocery boy...I departs...

The next day...thursday...I gots for my lattie...well java girl is all excited Peapod! oh he is so cute! I have seen him in here before, he won't like me tho...* peapod rolls eyes and looks around and whistles* ...leave it to me java girl...now calm down...and gimmie a double hit lattie...I gots to go to the grocery store..

At the grocery store...I sees grocery boy..Hey grocery boy, I gots a girl who thinks your cute...interested?? grocery boy becomes hystericial Calm downs I says Which one peapod? which one...tell me peapod please tell me.

Alright already.....lets go for coffee this aft...I will show you...I can go for coffee now peapod Okay lets go.

You's got to be kidding me peapod! No way! are you serious?? no way! Her She's beautiful! what did she say peapod?? tell me peapod hurry please...okay....

I goes for my java on friday...java girl says oh peapod! I did not sleep last night, do really think grocery boy likes me...*feck me I says to myself* Yes he does java girl, he thinks your beautiful! REALLY! honest?? did he REALLY say that Hes so cute!

Yesterday I am at my grocery store....I talk to grocery boy at the dairy section...I knows people are looking at me, coz it appears as if I am talking to myself, as grocery boy is in behind the dairy case loading up. I moves a couple of 4 litre 2% milk cartons so I can sees his face. Wtf?????? what happened to your hair grocery boy. Do you like it pea, I spiked it a bit, do you think she will like it???

hang on...I gots something to do....brb.
 
peapod
#5
Well I hide on on Saturday...but I tell you today was a working day..First I goes for my lattie, java girl hopes to quiz me before I even have my morning java Peapod is he really a nice guy? Yes java girl he is, about as nice as they come. Really peapod, I am not a good judge of character, the stories I could tell ya. Yes well we gots those stories java girl. So you vouch for his character peapod?? Well yes I do java girl, it was my shoulder he cried on when his last girlfriend dumped him. Hes just what your looking for java girl...Really! well I trust your judgement peapod...is he gonna ask me out?????? *big sigh* let me finish my lattie and go ask him...grgrgrgrgrgrgr

I goes to the grocery store....grocery boy is at the dairy again..this time I move yogurt around to talk to him...grocery boy I says...ask her out, she says she will go, when you get a coffee break I will introduce you to her...Peapod I can go for coffee now!!! *feck me*

Back over for more latties...the intro is made...giggles and smiles abound...my work is done...you both owe me big time
 
bevvyd
#6
If I ever become single you can work your magic for me
 
peapod
#7
You already gots the magic bevski..your a islander
 
Ocean Breeze
#8
Quote: Originally Posted by bevvyd

If I ever become single you can work your magic for me




wishing I were single .......just to partake in the Peapod matchmaking adventure. (scheme???)
 
peapod
#9
This stuff just falls in my lap ocean...all I ever wanted was a lattie and a jug of milk who knew
 
Ocean Breeze
#10
Quote: Originally Posted by peapod

This stuff just falls in my lap ocean...all I ever wanted was a lattie and a jug of milk who knew

 
manda
#11
Hmmm....interesting other other line of work there Pea...if mr.manda ever decides that I'm too old and flabby, I'll have to give working with Peapod a whirl.

Mr. manda and I got together in an interesting way too.
 
no1important
#12
Well I am a swinging single. But not much into swinging these these days...
 
peapod
#13
I am sorry to hear that quack quack Keep fishing, takes yur mind somewhere else
 
manda
#14
Quote: Originally Posted by peapod

I am sorry to hear that quack quack Keep fishing, takes yur mind somewhere else

I'll have to get out there so we can take my troop fishing! It'd be enough to keep us busy eh Pea?
 
peapod
#15
Thats a roger mandy, fishing with a gaggle of boys
 
manda
#16
I'll have to anchor the smaller ones though, so they don't get pulled in when the catch something...duct tape the 4 yearold's mouth too so he doesn't scare the fishies away!
 
peapod
#17
"I'll have to anchor the smaller ones though, so they don't get pulled in when the catch something..."

See you already have a "big fish" story
 
manda
#18
It's a start...I'm not very big...shall we weight my boots?
 
Ocean Breeze
#19
Quote: Originally Posted by peapod

Oh Man! I am pooped! wanna know why

ummm... Not really...

(kidding....
 
peapod
#20
Well people the grocery boy just paid me a visit...and yes he was grining from ear to ear...Blah!
So ehm...grocery boy I sees by your face, all is well than??? Tis peapod tis!!!!....how well grocery boy?? very well peapod!!! Well ehm...pick out one of my tunes here to show how you feel grocery boy....how's about this one peapod.....ah! a good choice grocery boy...etta james 8

AT LAAAAAAAAAAAST, MY LOVE HAS COME ALONG
MY LONELY DAYS ARE OVER
AND LIFE IS LIKE A SONG
AT LAAAAAAST, THE SKIES ABOVE ARE BLUE
MY HEART WAS WRAPPED IN CLOVER
THE NIGHT I LOOKED AT YOU
I FOUND A DREAM THAT I CAN SPEAK TO
A DREAM THAT I CAN CALL MY OWN
I FOUND A THRILL TO PRESS MY CHEEK TO
A THRILL I'VE NEVER KNOWN
YOU SMILED, AND THEN THE SPELL WAS CAST
AND HERE WE ARE IN HEAVEN
FOR YOU ARE MINE, AT LAAAAAAAAAAAaST

You gots it bad grocery boy
 
no1important
#21
Are there many single females on the island Pea? I am coming to the Island in September around 3rd week. I actually did something drastic Saturday, I shaved my head bald. It was growing out of control, like ivy. ha ha
 
mrmom2
#22
Victoria is full of hot babes no1 i think its like 4to1 women to men When I was single I used to love being sent to work in Vic good times was always had
 
no1important
#23
mmm maybe I will have to go sooner?
 
Hard-Luck Henry
#24
Quote: Originally Posted by mrmom2

Victoria is full of hot babes no1 i think its like 4to1 women to men I really, really love being sent to work in Vic good times are always to be had, any day of the week, innit? nudge, nudge,

Hey, mom - this one's going to your mother-in-law, next. Bwahahahahaha
 
Cosmo
#25
Pea ... you lil cupid you! At least you got a dozen roses out of the effort!

So much for that tough guy exterior you try to put on! Now we all know you're a crazed romantic. Of course I knew that already, but wasn't letting that cat out of the bag!
 
mrmom2
#26
Uhh Ohhhhh
 
peapod
#27
Not so, my lesbo friend, like I said to ocean, it just dropped in my lattie, sorta.....It boogles my mind how 2 such smart, good looking kids could be so lonely...ah well podifer to the rescue

Momsy...your a bad dude :P Hey quack quack, before you come over pm me, you got to have a lattie with the wotthehell gang Are you coming over for a "close encounter" the alien kind I mean...bwhahahahhahaha....just kidding
 
beks
#28
Quote: Originally Posted by peapod

Oh Man! I am pooped! wanna know why


matchmaker hey, lmao lmao lmao LMAO!!!!!!!!!!


i guess it takes me a lot to believe it, lol i am SOOOOOOOOOOO a tough and dam near impossible case when it comes to match makering me up, lol, im a too dam ugly b*tch
 
GreenGreta
#29
So let's hear the Mr. and Mrs. Manda story....
 
peapod
#30
Lets hear where Frito is hiding greta Whats that hoe up to now :P
 
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