Tom Swifties

peapod
#1
K...I know your on your way to work vanni, so here is something for yea to ponder when you get back on line... :P

Post your tom swifties here. Tom swifties are a special kind of pun like here are some examples...

need a pencil sharpener," said Tom bluntly.

I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.....alrighty vanni...gets the ball rolling
 
Vanni Fucci
#2
"Venus de Milo is a beautiful statue," Vanni said disarmingly.
 
peapod
#3
hehehhehe
My garden needs another layer of mulch, vanni repeated :P
 
Vanni Fucci
#4
"I've locked onto the target," Vanni said insightfully.
 
peapod
#5
this is one of my favorites :P

Don't let me drown in Egypt! pleaded vanni, deep in denial.
 
manda
#6
"That criminal snatched My Purse!" Vanni said with conviction
 
Vanni Fucci
#7
"Your fly is undone," was Vanni's zippy rejoinder.
 
manda
#8
All agreed that Pea's new Lapel pin was a beauty, when the subject was broached
 
Jo Canadian
#9
Quote: Originally Posted by manda

All agreed that Pea's new Lapel pin was a beauty, when the subject was broached

Would I by Lying if I said that didn't deserve a standing ovation?
 
peapod
#10
vey vey good

Who discovered radium? asked Marie curiously
 
Vanni Fucci
#11
"I'm an ordained minister," said Blair reverently.
 
peapod
#12
cagey bugger!
 
manda
#13
This whole place is gonna blow sky high!, pea screamed explosively
 
manda
#14
Quote: Originally Posted by Vanni Fucci

"Your fly is undone," was Vanni's zippy rejoinder.

You can be such an ***! was Manda's **** retort
 
peapod
#15

I have a split personality," said vanni being frank.

course there is a hidden joke there, right mr. fucci
 
Vanni Fucci
#16
Quote: Originally Posted by peapod

course there is a hidden joke there, right mr. fucci

 
manda
#17
My life seems so empty, vanni commented hollowly
 
Vanni Fucci
#18
"Add this list of n numbers and divide the sum by n," said Dexter meanly.
 
zenfisher
#19
"I'd walk a mile for a camel" said humpfrey
 
ol' dawg
#20
Quote: Originally Posted by peapod


I have a split personality," said vanni being frank.

course there is a hidden joke there, right mr. fucci

Yes there is, and I'm having a great chuckle over it ... excellent P.

My try...

"I cant hack this cold", he coughed.
 
peapod
#21
I like you ol' dawg, your cool
 
Vanni Fucci
#22
"No, I haven't read Voltaire", said Peapod candidly.
 
Haggis McBagpipe
#23
"You're full of hot air," I retorted loftily.
 
Vanni Fucci
#24
"I don't have the stomach for this!" said Haggis gutsily.
 
Haggis McBagpipe
#25
"You're giving me heartburn!" said Vanni acidly.
 
manda
#26
"I'm freezing in here" Amanda retorted icily
 
Haggis McBagpipe
#27
"What a nightmare!" sighed Haggis dreamily.
 
TenPenny
#28
"I saw that!," he said cuttingly.
 
Haggis McBagpipe
#29
"That's pretty cool," she shivered.
 
Haggis McBagpipe
#30
"So, post more Swifties!" she begged, in stitches from laughter.
 
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