Tom Swifties

[peapod]

K...I know your on your way to work vanni, so here is something for yea to ponder when you get back on line...

Post your tom swifties here. Tom swifties are a special kind of pun 8) like here are some examples...

need a pencil sharpener," said Tom bluntly.

I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.....alrighty vanni...gets the ball rolling :twisted:

 

[Vanni Fucci]

"Venus de Milo is a beautiful statue," Vanni said disarmingly.

 

[peapod]

hehehhehe 8)
My garden needs another layer of mulch, vanni repeated

 

[Vanni Fucci]

"I've locked onto the target," Vanni said insightfully.

 

[peapod]

this is one of my favorites

Don't let me drown in Egypt! pleaded vanni, deep in denial. :lol: :lol:

 

[manda]

"That criminal snatched My Purse!" Vanni said with conviction 8) :lol:

 

[Vanni Fucci]

"Your fly is undone," was Vanni's zippy rejoinder.

 

[manda]

All agreed that Pea's new Lapel pin was a beauty, when the subject was broached

 

[Jo Canadian]

Re: RE: Tom Swifties

All agreed that Pea's new Lapel pin was a beauty, when the subject was broached

:lol: Would I by Lying if I said that didn't deserve a standing ovation?

 

[peapod]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: vey vey good :lol:

Who discovered radium? asked Marie curiously

 

[Vanni Fucci]

"I'm an ordained minister," said Blair reverently.

 

[peapod]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: cagey bugger!

 

[manda]

This whole place is gonna blow sky high!, pea screamed explosively :twisted:

 

[manda]

"Your fly is undone," was Vanni's zippy rejoinder.

You can be such an ass! was Manda's anal retort

 

[peapod]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I have a split personality," said vanni being frank.

course there is a hidden joke there, right mr. fucci :wink:

 

[Vanni Fucci]

course there is a hidden joke there, right mr. fucci :wink:

:? :idea: :dontknow:

 

[manda]

My life seems so empty, vanni commented hollowly

 

[Vanni Fucci]

"Add this list of n numbers and divide the sum by n," said Dexter meanly.

 

[zenfisher]

"I'd walk a mile for a camel" said humpfrey

 

[ol' dawg]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I have a split personality," said vanni being frank.

course there is a hidden joke there, right mr. fucci :wink:

Yes there is, and I'm having a great chuckle over it ... excellent P.

My try...

"I cant hack this cold", he coughed.