An Ode to Frito Lay

[Vanni Fucci]

May bloody piles torment you;
May corns grow on your feet;
May crabs as big as turtles,
Crawl up your a$$ and eat.

And when your old and feeble;
And become a nervous wreck;
I hope your head falls through your a$$,
And breaks your f*cking neck.

 

[Vanni Fucci]

Please feel free to post your own 'Odes to Frito Lay' here:

 

[mrmom2]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: What the hell is going on between you two 8O I don't know what it is but you guys are sure friggin funny :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[I think not]

I think its some twisted version of puppy love mrmom.

 

[mrmom2]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Ooooo just asking for a slice of malice hey ITN

 

[Frito lay]

May bloody piles torment you;
May corns grow on your feet;
May crabs as big as turtles,
Crawl up your a$$ and eat.

And when your old and feeble;
And become a nervous wreck;
I hope your head falls through your a$$,
And breaks your f*cking neck.

Ok Vannchewme, thats very unoriginal you had to copy and paste that from the Mclean and Mclean album "Bitter Reality". I would have expected somthing a little more original....somthing you wrote yourself,you know, somthing from the heart :roll:

 

[mrmom2]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Frito lay]

Oh buy the way, Vannachewme...."would you happen to have any Grey Poupon?"

 

[Vanni Fucci]

Nice...a lecture about originality from someone who spews "Wayne's World" ad nauseum...

...and just so you know, I didn't cut and paste, I recited from memory...and it must have been well over 20 years ago I last heard that...

You want something original though...

How's this:

Roses are red;
Violets are blue;
Frito's breath reeks;
Of seminal goo

:lol: :lol:

*Vanni wonders aloud if he's crossed the line on that one*

 

[Frito lay]

Frito lay wrote:

Vanni Fucci wrote:
...and more importantly:

If friction produces heat, and heat is a by-product of expended energy, on average how long would it take Frito to hump a pail of water til it boils?

Frito Wrote:
About as long as it takes you to give me an oral tounge lashing in the basic proximity of where I excrete excess waist through my anal passage, untill I start dropping Happy Pancakes. "Grey Poupon" Fooni Vannachewme

Frito Wrote:I am sorry Vunni, Lets kiss and make up

I undestand Vannachewme, Its hard for you to say you love me when I am sittin on your Face..

 

[Frito lay]

Goo?.... would that be the same as Happy Pancakes?

 

[Said1]

FL:

If I didn't know better, I'd say you're avatar is my ex!

 

[Frito lay]

Could be, as I did a Vannachewme, you know...Cut And Paste )

 

[Said1]

Re: RE: An Ode to Frito Lay

Could be, as I did a Vannachewme, you know...Cut And Paste )

No, couldn't be him. His mouth isn't moving.

 

[Vanni Fucci]

Re: RE: An Ode to Frito Lay

Goo?.... would that be the same as Happy Pancakes?

Could be...I'm not familiar with what horrors await the unsuspecting Frito at the local IHOP... 8O

 

[Frito lay]

IHOP?.....What the hell is that? Hmmm, sounds like you are very familliar with this place. Personally I would stay away from there if I was you Vanachewme. I really think Happy Pancakes are for dropping, not eating. Mind you thats your choice.

 

[Reverend Blair]

I eaten at the IHOP (in Seattle...don't think we have one here) and I'm going to have to go with Frito on that one.

So are you two gonna do some naked coleslaw wrestling, or what?

 

[Vanni Fucci]

Yeah...I don't know if they have one here either...it just sounded funny: Frito eating Happy Pancakes at IHOP... :lol:

Anyway...as to the question of wrestling, I think I'll have to pass on that. I don't care to have my naughty bits burned off by horseradish... 8O

 

[peapod]

*punches frito lay in the head :twisted: My god! what has happened to you...okay thats it...next stop I contact your bible thumping neo con mom...and gets her over here to see what you are writing...OMG! OMG! the praying that will go on when she reads your stuff... :? :? :?

 

[Frito lay]

IHOP?.....What the hell is that? Hmmm, sounds like you are very familliar with this place. Personally I would stay away from there if I was you Vanachewme. I really think Happy Pancakes are for dropping, not eating. Mind you thats your choice.

Hmmmmm...? LMFAO