An Ode to Frito Lay


peapod
#31
Well we still love her...sorta...anyhows...she stopped quoting scriptures to me tho..coz I matched her with jack handey quotes, she doesan't seem to like jack handey...funny innit
 
manda
#32
Oh what a silly Frito
The forums great ol goof
Who likes to make an @$$ of his avatar
And pull lots of pranks and spoofs

Our frito has begun a serious quest
to accumulate flavours of Grey Poupon
As a result Manda's stomach has gotten squeamish
QuicK get a bag, lest it be Frito I barf on!
 
Vanni Fucci
#33
Well done Manda...
 
manda
#34
Shank you, spank you all! I am bowing to my applause
 
peapod
#35
Oi! now he is gonna start writing gangsta poetry
 
Vanni Fucci
#36
There once was this wierd dude named Frito
Who thought he looked good in a Speedo
The girls would get giggly
When he flashed Mr. Wiggly
Which was no more the size of a mosquito.
 
mrmom2
#37
 
Vanni Fucci
#38
Once upon a midnight drowsy, while his luck was really lousy,
Frito went to solicit services from some skanky *****,
A wad of money he had offered, for the services she proffered,
Hoping beyond all hope, that he just might get to score.
'Tis not enough,' she muttered, and slammed the motel door -
Left with his wad, and nothing more.

Now not to be dissuaded, yet a little bit more jaded
Frito sought to plead his case to this condescending *****
Through the hall his shouts resounding, as on the door he was a'pounding,
This poor tramp he kept on hounding, til she opened up the door
His heart went pitter patter as she opened up the door
Just a crack though, and nothing more.

...to be continued...maybe...
 
Frito lay
#39
Quote: Originally Posted by Vanni Fucci

Once upon a midnight drowsy, while his luck was really lousy,
Frito went to solicit services from some skanky *****,
A wad of money he had offered, for the services she proffered,
Hoping beyond all hope, that he just might get to score.
'Tis not enough,' she muttered, and slammed the motel door -
Left with his wad, and nothing more.

Now not to be dissuaded, yet a little bit more jaded
Frito sought to plead his case to this condescending *****
Through the hall his shouts resounding, as on the door he was a'pounding,
This poor tramp he kept on hounding, til she opened up the door
His heart went pitter patter as she opened up the door
Just a crack though, and nothing more.

...to be continued...maybe...

"Poetry comes from the heart of past life experiences, your past life exreiences are none the less intresting......Pancake Man )
 
Frito lay
#40
Quote: Originally Posted by Vanni Fucci

There once was this wierd dude named Frito
Who thought he looked good in a Speedo
The girls would get giggly
When he flashed Mr. Wiggly
Which was no more the size of a mosquito.

Vanachewme,"I know its hard for you to say you love me when I am sittin on your face"
 
peapod
#41
Ya well that probally does not smell as bad as yur car!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do not ever!!!!!! and I repeat ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! leave that dam crab trap in the car AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blah!
 
Vanni Fucci
#42
Crabs as big as turtles, Pea?
 
peapod
#43
I wouldn't know vanni, he apparently ate them..however if you have ever smelled a crab trap...well its bloody awful I dam near puked my guts out between the smell and that gansta music he plays...oh I wish frito was like he use to be....normal
 
Vanni Fucci
#44
Quote: Originally Posted by peapod

oh I wish frito was like he use to be....normal

Yes...don't we all wish that Pea...
 
manda
#45
Quote: Originally Posted by Vanni Fucci

Quote: Originally Posted by peapod

oh I wish frito was like he use to be....normal

Yes...don't we all wish that Pea...


Peek a boo all! I was just wondering if someone could define"normal" for me?
 
Vanni Fucci
#46
Quote: Originally Posted by manda

Quote: Originally Posted by Vanni Fucci

Quote: Originally Posted by peapod

oh I wish frito was like he use to be....normal

Yes...don't we all wish that Pea...


Peek a boo all! I was just wondering if someone could define"normal" for me?

Vanni v1.1b would probably be considered the norm...but then there's Vanni 2.0 SE that has all the bells and whistles... :P
 
peapod
#47
 
mrmom2
#48
The Mod is the 2.0 SE version isn't it Vanni :P
 
peapod
#49
Frito will have something to say about that he thinks he is the best verision around He will be flying high now...he went to the air show in comox...*big sigh* now I gots to listen to nothin but plane stuff for a week Hey maybe you could take my place mom I mean he could tell you all about it, and talk plane stuff, honestly....I am not really interested
 
Reverend Blair
#50
Did he see any old bi-planes? I always wanted a Sopwith Camel, just like Snoopy.
 
Vanni Fucci
#51
Yeah...because *ahem...cue spooky music* the similarities in appearance between Pea and Mom are really quite shocking...

...they could be sister's, if Mom was not in fact a man... :P
 
peapod
#52
Me thinks you should stick to the serious issues vanni, tho art dryer than a popcorn fart in the comedy department...hehehehehehehe..sorry I coulds not resist :P

Like I aways says, I took a shine to momsy right away, he reminded me of one my heros...ru paul
 
mrmom2
#53
Ru Paul
 
peapod
#54
I..I...I'm sorry momsy I dont's know what came over me...I seem to be full of da mischief Forget about ru paul, its vanni, momsy...we gots to take him down
 
Hard-Luck Henry
#55
Feck, mom - you're getting it from all sides this evening.
 
mrmom2
#56
Like I said I'm high steppin it out of here
 
peapod
#57
Come on mom...bigh is my bestest bud mmmmmmm...where is frito anyway...bets he hitched a ride on one of those F16...probally in the peg...lookin for vanni :P
 
Vanni Fucci
#58
Vanni's not afraid...bring it on, Mr. Lay...
 
Frito lay
#59
Quote: Originally Posted by Reverend Blair

Did he see any old bi-planes? I always wanted a Sopwith Camel, just like Snoopy.

No Rev I didn't see any Bi Planes. I did however see F-16s F-18s and some crazy **** landing a small aircraft on a Motor Home, couldn't believe it. I was so hot out, Idid get a burn. Spoke with some American Air Force. I asked how things were for them in Iraqistan. They liked my new word for the two countries that they are fighting in for the same cause, I think, or a least they think. All and all the Show was a ten.
 
peapod
#60
What a crock I know exactly what you and clayton were doing...yes it must have been quite a show.
 

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