New Murphy's Laws


bulldog
#1
I've always like Murphy's Laws. Let's make up our own. Here is one that comes to my mind every day.

"A freshly changed litter box shall remain fresh no more than 10 seconds."

Bull Dog
 
mrmom2
#2
Tell Bulldog The US don't care and she'll tell you to Stuff It :P
 
I think not
#3
"Just when you're about to get lucky (finally), you realize you have no condoms"
 
Twila
#4
Your kids will only want to talk to you when your on the phone already.
 
manda
#5
Quote: Originally Posted by bulldog

I've always like Murphy's Laws. Let's make up our own. Here is one that comes to my mind every day.

"A freshly changed litter box shall remain fresh no more than 10 seconds."

Bull Dog

10 seconds is being generous, my cats fight to get in as we are pouring the litter in.

The only days off you have, will be ones when the rest of your family has made other plans
 
bulldog
#6
The waitress always comes around to ask you how your food is whenever your mouth is full.

Isn't that the truth?

Bull Dog
 
GL Schmitt
#7
If you cannot give teenage salesclerks exact change, you cannot expect it back from them, either.
 
bulldog
#8
I was thinking this just today:

As soon as you find a parking space in the boondocks, the best spot opens up instantly.

Bull Dog
 
Reverend Blair
#9
The second you think you can relax, somebody will phone to tell you about your impending road trip.
 

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