Wow! twinks...hot off the teletype breaking goat news
SCHWAEBISCH HALL, GERMANY.
Farmer Hans Goetel naturally thought he had seen the last of his goat Herman, when he shot the animal through the brain for defecating on his wife's feet.
Feeling remorse after his impulse killing, Goetel carried the headless beast to the woods and solemnly buried him. That night, the Goetels were awoken by the knocking of horns against wood. The farmer opened his front door to find Herman standing there, his head fully repaired and with a blackboard behind him, bearing complex mathematical calculus.
Goetel insists that Herman then gripped a piece of chalk in his mouth to write, "How about you and me make some money?", in German, on the board.
The duo subsequently wasted no time, and tourists now pay top deutsch mark to see Herman scratching out tricky formulae. Says Goetel: "Herman didn't say how he came back from the grave, and I didn't ask. It's an awkward subject for us, so we stick to discussions about trigonometry and the like."
SS News attempted to interview Herman, but he stared at us in a slightly chilling manner which spoke of soil, death and vengeance.