Music - "we are family - I got all my sisters with me"
(speaking loudly over music) Boy these guys can dance! Work it Brison.
(SFX - tapping microphone)
Ok, its now time for the old balls and chain to dance their first dance as husband and husband. Howard, Mr. Smith - take it away.
(cheering and crowd noises)
HOWARD & MR. SMITH
(drunken voices to each other): I love you Howard-kins . . . I love you too Smithy-poo.
We are so lucky to live in Canada to have this opportunity to live together forever in blissful matrimony
I never want to fight with you ever again.
Me too - married life is going to be so great!! We're going to show those all those het couples how to do it right. Parties all night long, boozing and dancing with all our friends and nooky every night of the week - twice on Sunday.
Damn straight - I'm not going to compromise my lifestyle just because of a little piece of paper.
We'll make everyone wish they could have a gay marriage.
(tapping microphone again) Alright, everyone join in - let's dance the night away.