What was your very first thought this morning?


peapod
#1
"Crap. It's only tuesday


Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it
to gnaw through the leather straps.
- Emo Phillip
 
manda
#2
Awwww...I don't want to wake up yet, where's the coffee
 
Reverend Blair
#3
Why is this f**cking dog licking my face at 4:30 in the morning.
 
Jo Canadian
#4
I just got home from work at 1:30 am. Then HOW the hell did I wake up here at work???!!!??
 
bevvyd
#5
Noooo it can't be that time yet...............(turning over and wrapping blankies around body)
 
Andygal
#6
something along the lines of "what time is it? Have I overslept again? Or is it only 5 am"

It was 7 am so I got up.
 
manda
#7
AArrgh, Is today my day off?
 
mrmom2
#8
What the F*ck is going on it's 9:30 and the kids are still sleeping I must be dreaming
 
Twila
#9
I have no coherant thoughts upon waking.

there is 1 word that is recongnizable...it's "no'
 
manda
#10
Most mornings it's a yell without thinking..."BOYS, STOP FIGHTING!!!"
 
Hard-Luck Henry
#11
****, I think it's raining.
 
I think not
#12
Gotta recharge the A/C in the Jeep.
 
HOCK
#13
WOW!!! is it cool this morning. After days and days and.....of 20+ temperatures first thing in the morning, it was 16C this morning. Still going to 30+ today (I hate this weather)
 
Cosmo
#14
I can't think in coherent, full sentences. Since I usually wake up with my Jack Russell on the pillow next to me sleeping on her back like a little person and I still have two driving addictions, my morning thoughts all go something like this:

Ugh dog fur in mouth
Grunt coffee
Ack need cigarette
 
missile
#15
My first thoughts: Must use bathroom Then,the usual cigs and coffees
 
Jo Canadian
#16
There's got to be a better way....
 
peapod
#17
crap its only wednesday
 
GreenGreta
#18
most mornings I wake up thinking
"why is it always so f*cking hot?"

Southern Ontario WOOO HOOO
 
manda
#19
Have I won the lottery..yet? Wait, I have to buy a ticket, don't I?
 
manda
#20
Quote: Originally Posted by Cosmo

I can't think in coherent, full sentences. Since I usually wake up with my Jack Russell on the pillow next to me sleeping on her back like a little person and I still have two driving addictions, my morning thoughts all go something like this:

Ugh dog fur in mouth
Grunt coffee
Ack need cigarette


substitute the dog fur with cat fur, and you've got me most mornings
 
Jo Canadian
#21
GOOD LORD! There's no end to it!
 
I think not
#22
I have to buy some ice for the barbecue, now if those dam crickets would shut up and let me sleep a little more !
 
Cosmo
#23
So nice to wake up to kisses ... till you realize it's a Jack Russell and not your sweetie! blech! Didn't realize dogs had morning breath just like us hoomans.

First thought ... well, we'll skip that ... second thought ... where's my toothbrush and why am I awake while it's still friggin dark out?????
 
Reverend Blair
#24
Quote:

So nice to wake up to kisses ... till you realize it's a Jack Russell and not your sweetie! blech! Didn't realize dogs had morning breath just like us hoomans.

I know exactly what you mean, Cosmo

Quote:

I have to buy some ice for the barbecue,

Umm, ITN? Why not just skip a step and use water?

My first thought this morning was, "Why does that damned cat keep going on the roof and meowing at the window to be let in?"
 
Hard-Luck Henry
#25
Mine was "**** ... it's the afternoon ... " (My first words always seem to be obscenities. Go figure).
 
GreenGreta
#26
Yippee it's Sunday, it rained. I get to sit here with a big pile of after dinner mints and just have fun.....
 
Hard-Luck Henry
#27
Quote: Originally Posted by GreenGreta

Yippee it's Sunday, it rained. I get to sit here with a big pile of after dinner mints and just have fun.....

Yes, well it didn't rain enough, unfortunately: Rain stopped play until 1545, in the first Ashes Test at Lord's, but Australia were still able to take England's last 5 wickets for a measly 22 runs, to win by 239.

(I just thought I'd share that with you, as I just knew you'd be interested ... )
 
Reverend Blair
#28
Some day you'll have to explain cricket to us, Henry. I've seen it on TV a couple of times and I really don't understand it.
 
Vanni Fucci
#29
I remember watching cricket played in Assiniboine Park when I was a kid...don't know if they still play there or not...
 
manda
#30
I used to try to catch crickets...quick little buggers...oh, wait, we're not talking about the same thing here, are we?
 

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