Paging dexter sinister

[peapod]

Dex, check your pm later on today. Your pics will be made available than. . Now since I have agreed to do this, I shall have to make it a peapod production...produced and directed by one aka..sinister. :twisted:

Listen to this...I heard about this last year...a tale told to me by another fishermen. He told me that some people had actually seen a squid "out there" as big as a man.

Now! what do I find out 8O lets put it this way "there coming" an invasion of man sized squids, by the thousands, along the BC coast 8O ocean temptures are above normal, which explains their invasion.
Oi! listen to this description of him from the local newspaper. " The voracious jumbo squid--mean and nasty, five to six feet long (15 feet when the 10 tentacles are stretched out) torpedo-shaped monsters with powerful parrot-like beaks, weighing as much as a 200 pound man. Dam! somehow! some way! I am going to see one of these dudes!.....I must hurry and tell the starbuck jesters of the impending invasion, plus I need a double shot of expresso.

 

[ol' dawg]

Mmmmmm ... calamari for everyone.

Think it's a good time to develop a tsitsiki franchise.

:idea:

 

[Cosmo]

RE: Paging dexter siniste

Pea ... go to "Community Centre", check out the sticky at the top ... got your garden pix there!

Sheesh... where can I get a peek at these squid!!! I'd love to see them.

 

[galianomama]

hey dex...yeah, we took pics alright. of course pea was standing on her head for half of them. that woman. they didn't turn out. yeah, pea says, come over and we will snap a few pics. so she gets her neighbour - roy - to help us with our plan. okay, so buddy has a camera that is probably 1.5" square. it looked like he got it out of a box of kelloggs. oh yeah, that's a camera alright. dex - did i mention that 'roy' is age wise rolling around 90? yeah, so buddy roy has a 'camera' (and i use that term loosely!) to take pictures, never mind the fact that he can't see anything thru the lense, or even us for that matter. nah, no prob say's pea....i should have known. needless to say, we will be re-shooting our mugs on the weekend with a real camera and someone who can stand up unassisted. 8)

 

[peapod]

why you %*#^%#$# :twisted: MrH is not 90, he is 87!!! and he walks on his own :twisted: I thought MrH would use the the digital camera I sold him last year, but he says it needs a new battery and he figures they want to much money for one, Mr.H is a cheap skake, thats why he gots the greenbacks! He even uses both sides of any paper 8O Hows I suppose to know he would be using a camera outta the raisin bran box. :twisted: And I only stood on my head once...just to show dex I could do it...now I gots to do it again :twisted: But its got to be sooner than later, I am going to my hometown this weekend....over at my fishing board the tales of the sockeye coming up the alberni inlet is more than excitin...course it was in the liar's lounge...regardless...I should see for myself, its only right...innit I will come over to your house for the pics before I leave....hey 8O lets have a sword fight to show dex 8)

 

[Dexter Sinister]

Sounds like you folks might have been into the sauce a bit during that photo shoot, but it's nice to know you're still trying. If/when you actually get around to putting some pics of yourselves up in Pea's album, and they're any good, and you're actually the hot babes you've led me to believe you are, I'll put a few more up in my album as well.

 

[galianomama]

dexxy buddy, we were not drinking. smoking maybe, but no chili pops. yeah, you might have to wait awhile for the hot babes, but we are human, sort of 8O

whatever

 

[Dexter Sinister]

dexxy buddy...

Oooh, I like that

...you might have to wait awhile for the hot babes...

For hot babes I can cheerfully wait a while, but there are limits to my patience. It occurs to me that you and Pea might be the teaser types, promising things and never delivering. If I don't see those pictures pretty soon, I may be forced to take a shot of my hairy but cute and tight little buns and post it with the caption, "Kiss this."

 

[peapod]

We promise Dex you will have them by sunday. cosmos is on the job

 

[peapod]

Check your pm's dex...you got your pics...I also included one of my ass, just so you know its not a huge one...bwhahahhahaha

 

[Dexter Sinister]

I also included one of my ass, just so you know its not a huge one...bwhahahhahaha

Nice ass. A man can forgive a lot for a nice ass... :wink:

And who's that lucky boytoy giving you the big squeeze?

 

[peapod]

Oh the boytoy is just one of many that follow me around :wink:
Its hard being me *big sigh*.....bwhahahahhaha

 

[peapod]

Hey dexy, check this out, click on peter savage's garden... 8) 8) 8)

http://www.exploratorium.edu/gardening/feed/index.html

 

[galianomama]

where's mister sinister? ah pea, what boy toy are we talking about? one of your many in the stable of 87 year olds, or the 'crib' set???? hahahahah

 

[peapod]

hahahahhaha it was a soon to be firemen with mullets...ring any bells... 8O

 

[galianomama]

groan....you got me good on that one....

any wrinkles show up today?

 

[peapod]

I dunno...hang on I'll check, nah..Do you know were I can get some Jack McGraw

 

[galianomama]

i'm down to my last ounce, so i can't help ya there. check with the goof balls at starbuckies....or the ones that play the guitar and demand free food. someone should be able to assist. 8O

 

[Dexter Sinister]

where's mister sinister?

Under your bed, waiting to grab your ankle when you get up in the morning... uh... damn, gotta getta grip on my fantasy life... :wink:

I'm right here, in the usual place. Been a busy weekend, with Saskatchewan's 100th birthday celebrations, the Riders thumping Winnipeg 900 to nothing, a couple of major construction projects around home, stuff like that...

 

[peapod]

Hey its sexy dexxy...I posted a garden site for you to check out there dexxy...now you gone and done it 8O da mama loves her ankles being grabbed