So my phone rang just now.
Disembodied Voice: Mr. Campbell? (it always pays to have your phone in somebody else's name)
Me: Nope, he's dead actually...a tragic accident involving a jack-all, six gnomes and a ....
D.V. Is Mrs. Campbell there?
Me: Actually she just went to the wake. I hear it's going to be quite a shindig. Jello shots and the whole deal, I spent half the night spinning quirlies for....
D.V.: Is there an adult there I can speak to?
Me: Apparently not. I took the adult oath a while back, but I'm having second th....
D.V. Are you over 18 sir?
Me: Yeah, I guess....I mean the wolves weren't big on birthdays or anything and they sucked at math but.....
D.V.: I'd like to ask you a few questions, sir.
Me: Ya know, I've got some questions too. I wanna know where my flying car is and why we don't have robot maids and while we're on the subject of robot maids I wanna know if Rosie from the Jetsons had "special" attachments if you know what I...
D.V.: Sir? I have some questions about your radio listening preferences.
Me: Radio? That's what the aliens use to to steal our thoughts. Are you trying to steal my thoughts?
D.V.: click
Disembodied Voice: Mr. Campbell? (it always pays to have your phone in somebody else's name)
Me: Nope, he's dead actually...a tragic accident involving a jack-all, six gnomes and a ....
D.V. Is Mrs. Campbell there?
Me: Actually she just went to the wake. I hear it's going to be quite a shindig. Jello shots and the whole deal, I spent half the night spinning quirlies for....
D.V.: Is there an adult there I can speak to?
Me: Apparently not. I took the adult oath a while back, but I'm having second th....
D.V. Are you over 18 sir?
Me: Yeah, I guess....I mean the wolves weren't big on birthdays or anything and they sucked at math but.....
D.V.: I'd like to ask you a few questions, sir.
Me: Ya know, I've got some questions too. I wanna know where my flying car is and why we don't have robot maids and while we're on the subject of robot maids I wanna know if Rosie from the Jetsons had "special" attachments if you know what I...
D.V.: Sir? I have some questions about your radio listening preferences.
Me: Radio? That's what the aliens use to to steal our thoughts. Are you trying to steal my thoughts?
D.V.: click