jimmymoyercanuckfan

[peapod]

Hey Jimmy is pretty funny, I think he should have his own thread, where he can entertain and throw great parties. So jimmy what does it feel like to be a honorary canuck

 

[canadian_cindy]

I don't know you... but Hi Jimmy

 

[I think not]

He keeps the rest of us sane.

 

[peapod]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: actually jimmy is pretty funny...I cannot believe I said that 8O

 

[Twila]

Too bad the party can't start without him....

Where is he?

 

[Jo Canadian]

It is rather quiet.

Perhaps he also has a life beyond the keyboard.

He'll be back!

 

[jimmoyer]

Holy mackerel !!!

What is this ??

Is my obituary in the paper today ?

I'm feeling canuckled.

And...

as he inches back off the stage, humbly, a little panicky -----a bow to all, another nod to the left, and to the right, and then to the balcony popcorn throwers (missed me) a thank you to you all and may you all have sexual congress this Friday night.

 

[peapod]

Well to bad I will miss your little performance tonight jimmy, I am sure you will entertain all. perhaps a poetry reading, I think said and twila would enjoy a strip tease of sorts. Course it won't be much of a party without podifer. :twisted:

 

[jimmoyer]

This is a thread bare gulag.

G-g-goooo - log

Huh ?

What ?

No.

Yes?

Okay I'll be there at 9pm.

 

[peapod]

seem perfect for a yapping chinchilla. Here I will ask a question, take your time answering it......

.. What does it mean if you break a mirror with a rabbits foot?

*that otta keep him busy for awhile* :twisted:

 

[jimmoyer]

Uh oh.

Answer:

Bad Luck squared.

 

[peapod]

What colour would a smurf turn if you choked it?

 

[jimmoyer]

Purple ?

Green and blue = PURPLE ?

 

[peapod]

What is another word for "thesaurus"?

 

[jimmoyer]

I uh um realize something here...

Uh...not good...

You are my master.

I am your hamster on this here gulag treadmill.

There is another word for thesaurus, but I'm not going to give it up.

Heh heh.

 

[peapod]

hamster as a self portrait is good, Blah! you just cannot come with an answer...sheeh! okay on with the next question...

What is the speed of dark?

*goes back to filing nails and popping gum* *Oi!!!! I just blew a really big bubble, lots of snap crackle pop*

 

[jimmoyer]

I the hamster am on strike.

The treadmill stays still for now.

Until....

 

[peapod]

until...blah! I am not talkin to you any longer....I am going to the swimming hole...than stop off and tell all the jesters at starbucks about your condition 8O

bwhahahhahahahahhahahaha

 

[jimmoyer]

Okay Peapod , you big big big BLAH lord.

You make me think of that old odd English word :

Fie !

the modern equivalent being BLAAH !


and well uh...

heck...

um, awright well, you are uh

well you are quite the

Master.


Is the swimming hole a quarry ?

 

[jimmoyer]

???

Eyes blinking open in the cartoon dark..

The speed of dark is not zero but rather it is the speed of light since anything we see is light in all degrees.

Waiting a beat or two.

Eye blinking in this cartoon dark gulag.


Blink.

And the other name for thesaurus...

Well, it is...

It's really dark in here, man...