Ponder on these!!


EmmaDibbs
#1
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? :P

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

What is the speed of darkness?

Are there special reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics?

If you shoot a mime, do you need a silencer?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?

If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?
 
peapod
#2
good ones emma, how the heck are you?? and the rest of your lil gang?
 
peapod
#3
Here is something to ponder right now there are 21 guests all in the french discussion thread
 
Twila
#4
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Just remember..... If the world did not suck, we would all fall off.
 

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