Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? :?:
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? :roll:
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? :lol:
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? :?:
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? :twisted:
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? 8O
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? :roll:
What is the speed of darkness? :idea:
Are there special reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics? :lol:
If you shoot a mime, do you need a silencer?
If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? :wink:
If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here? :roll:
If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation? :?: :?: :?: :?:
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? :roll:
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? :lol:
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? :?:
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? :twisted:
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? 8O
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? :roll:
What is the speed of darkness? :idea:
Are there special reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics? :lol:
If you shoot a mime, do you need a silencer?
If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? :wink:
If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here? :roll:
If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation? :?: :?: :?: :?:
