Canadian pre/misconceptions about Americans/America


jimmoyer
#61
www.uhoh.com (external - login to view)
 
Twila
#62
www.youguysarewaytoofunnyands...restrained.com (external - login to view)

I do believe that in fact there WAS a topic. I believe it was a topic about silliness......

So you've brought it right back.
 
jimmoyer
#63
Speaking of misconceptions, an alternate universe lives in Winchester Virginia and it seems like that overly conservative web site needs an injection.

Conservatives dominate of course, and they're every bit as vicious and holier than thou as the liberals on this one and every bit as intelligent and funny as this site, but it is starting to die of its own weight because of too many like-minded posters.

So take a gander into the black hole.

May the force be with you.

www.winchesteronline.com (external - login to view) and click on forums.

or go straight to it:

www.winchesteronline.com/cgi-...oard/main.html (external - login to view)

Cross-acculturate !!!


Something's beaming in.

wait...

I have a goldfish that will be 12 years old in July ?
 
peapod
#64
Oh virginia!!! Frito lay had something happening down there with a west virginia mountain mama she even had her car on blocks ...Oi! she scared him right under the bed all seemed fine at first....than I gets this phone call...

ring...ring...

frito: hello
Peapod: was up dude?
frito: nothing, just laying low
Peapod: Say what????
Frito: well...ehm..I am under the bed
Peapod: Why for frito??
Frito: well mountain mama, she's been calling me up, talkin about guns, and jesus and bush
Peapod: yikes! sounds like gonzilla verus the smog monster
Frito: Well by gum, she is a fruitcake , man I am glad I live in canada
Peapod: ehm..so I guess a trip to west virginia is nota than??
frito: you gots that right! I gots call display and I am not talkin to her anymore.
Peapod: mmmmmm does she have brothers
cue in music from deliverance....
Frito: did you have to mention that movie
Peapod: I will protect you frito...chou for now
Frito: chou, smell ya later

click.....
 
jimmoyer
#65
Blue Ridge Mountains...

Shenandoah River...

....

Younger than the mountains

older than the trees....

But then there's Seeley's Bay and Cranberry Lake in Ontario, great pike and musky...One summer moving across the Rideau Lake chain, 200some year old locks...

Any neighbor that calls a coin a loonie is uh what I like about you, you hold me tight...
 
peapod
#66
mmmmm...that goldfish might make some good bait...send it over.....its a loonie coz there is a loon on it all yur money is the same colour
Blah! ontario has its nice ponds...but the jewel in the crown is BC..shhhhhhh...don't tell anybody....

Blue ridge mountains....A walk in the woods by bill bryson...
 
I think not
#67
The curbs on our sidewalks are all made of stone
 
Reverend Blair
#68
You have sidewalks?
 
I think not
#69
Quote: Originally Posted by Reverend Blair

You have sidewalks?

Yeah, we used the lefties back in the late 19th century. Wonderful proletariats I tell ya. :P
 
Jay
#70
Quote: Originally Posted by I think not

The curbs on our sidewalks are all made of stone

You didn't even know that....
 
Jay
#71
Quote: Originally Posted by I think not

Quote: Originally Posted by Reverend Blair

You have sidewalks?

Yeah, we used the lefties back in the late 19th century. Wonderful proletariats I tell ya. :P


 
Twila
#72
Pea, I finally FINALLY figured out why you have Flava beans, liver and a really nice Chicanti in your fridge......Should we call you Hannibal from now on?
 
I think not
#73
Quote: Originally Posted by Jay

Quote: Originally Posted by I think not

The curbs on our sidewalks are all made of stone

You didn't even know that....

You're right Jay, I never noticed. Maybe next time you will point out something else
 
I think not
#74
We don't know geography
 
Said1
#75
Quote: Originally Posted by I think not

We don't know geography

And you say "huh" instead of "eh". That just doesn't make any sense at ALL.
 
I think not
#76
Huh? :P
 
Jo Canadian
#77
 
I think not
#78
Molson Canadian 'Rant' Parody

I'm not particularly intelligent, open-minded, or generally well-liked.

I don't live in a clean place, I don't eat nutritiously very often, and I don't drive well.

I don't know Shakespeare, Da Vinci or Gutenberg.

Although I'm certain they weren't American.

I drink beer.....not good beer. I don't use utensils when eating.

I believe in guns for settling disputes, not discussions.

And I pronounce it AIN'T, not AREN'T.

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack

...until I go anywhere, and what's the point in doing that.

Burger King IS fine dining. Cracker Jack IS a vegetable and WWF wrestling is real.

The UNITED STATES is the ONLY country in the world,

The FIRST nation of ignorance, and the BEST part of South America!

My name is Johnny Bob Jimmy Joe Ray...

...AND I AM AMERICAN!
 
moghrabi
#79
Quote: Originally Posted by I think not

Molson Canadian 'Rant' Parody

I'm not particularly intelligent, open-minded, or generally well-liked.

I don't live in a clean place, I don't eat nutritiously very often, and I don't drive well.

I don't know Shakespeare, Da Vinci or Gutenberg.

Although I'm certain they weren't American.

I drink beer.....not good beer. I don't use utensils when eating.

I believe in guns for settling disputes, not discussions.

And I pronounce it AIN'T, not AREN'T.

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack

...until I go anywhere, and what's the point in doing that.

Burger King IS fine dining. Cracker Jack IS a vegetable and WWF wrestling is real.

The UNITED STATES is the ONLY country in the world,

The FIRST nation of ignorance, and the BEST part of South America!

My name is Johnny Bob Jimmy Joe Ray...

...AND I AM AMERICAN!


Here we go ITN. The truth doesn't hurt. does it??? Now i am starting to know you better. :wink:
 
I think not
#80
I know you're annoyed with me mog, but I'm not going to continue this back and forth with you.
 
moghrabi
#81
Very good then. But I am annoyed at you for your lack of analysis. All i am asking is if you want to comment on something, do it with a straight face and not by jumping around the bushes.
 
Toro
#82
ITN, that's bloody hilarious.
 
I think not
#83
Quote: Originally Posted by Toro

ITN, that's bloody hilarious.

Yeah I found that pretty funny myself.
 

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