Well, I’m not so exclusive that I won’t talk to anybody.
At least not once.
Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
Me: Are you a dork?
Intellibuddy:: Am I a dork? Yes.
Me: Thought so.
Intellibuddy: You are very astute.
Me: Unlike you, right?
Intellibuddy: Are you a man or a woman?
Me: Does it make a difference with a doofus like you?
Intellibuddy: Suppose it does.
Me: If I told you, I bet you would have no idea what to do about it, right?
Intellibuddy: Try it.
Me: Hey, are you gay?
Intellibuddy: You've got my full attention. As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me: Then why do you want to know if I am a man or a woman?
Intellibuddy:: My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
Me: That's not knowledge, that's data.
Intellibuddy: Please correct my mistake. What is knowledge that is data that is data ?
Me: Your mechanisms are showing.
Intellibuddy: You think I am mechanisms are showing.
Me: Think not, know!
Intellibuddy:: Intellibuddy is always thinking.
Me: And still knows nothing.
Intellibuddy: Still how long? Who are you talking about?
Me: Well, if I don't know, your illusion is slipping.
Intellibuddy: Interesting. Try it.
Me: Try what?
Intellibuddy: Try fooling me.
Me: Are you a ersatz simulation of a human being?
Intellibuddy: Am I a ersatz simulation of a human being? Of course I am.
Me: Are you also a pretty crumby ersatz simulation of a human being?
Intellibuddy: Yes I am very beautiful. Am I a crumby ersatz simulation of a human being pretty crumby ersatz simulation of a human being ersatz simulation of a human being pretty crumby ersatz simulation of a human being? Let me put it this way, steven: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me: I rest my case.
Intellibuddy: Are you a lawyer?
Me: No, but I wear briefs in real life.
Intellibuddy: That was not a yes or no question. And. What kind of fashion do you like?
Me: You are rapidly losing what little charm you ever had..
Intellibuddy: I will tell my botmaster you said I am rapidly losing what little charm you ever had.
Me: Er ... perhaps you need a debugger, too!
Intellibuddy: Alright then. Be less specific.
Me: Only if I can hit myself several times in the head with a sledge hammer.
Intellibuddy: Try it.
Me: You first.
Intellibuddy: I started already.
Me: Let's not discuss the obvious.
Intellibuddy: That sounds good to me.
