Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.
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>The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection, and
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
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>Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John
Dough and Jane Dough, who has a bun in the oven. He is also survived
by his elderly father, Pop Tart. Doughboy was buried in a lightly
greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their
respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Betty Crocker, The Hostess
Twinkies and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, and lovingly described Doughboy as a
man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
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>Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled
with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart "cookie", wasting
much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky
at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model
for millions. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes
>
>The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection, and
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
>
>Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John
Dough and Jane Dough, who has a bun in the oven. He is also survived
by his elderly father, Pop Tart. Doughboy was buried in a lightly
greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their
respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Betty Crocker, The Hostess
Twinkies and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, and lovingly described Doughboy as a
man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
>
>Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled
with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart "cookie", wasting
much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky
at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model
for millions. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes
