Bull Crap rules the World!!


EmmaDibbs
#1
I just think this is a great phrase...heard it on Rock 101 whilst in Vancouver. They were talking about why when the cost of oil goes up you see an immediate price rise at the pumps and yet, when it goes down, it takes like three months to show at the pumps...why...because Bull Crap Rules the World!!

I love it.

I also think that this is why your computer only crashes when you have not saved the file you are working on for three hours!!

This is why everyone uses PC's and not Mac's.

This is why (Pea will like this) a single company can be allowed to get a monopoly on seed supply.

Because....everybody repeat after me...BULL CRAP RULES THE WORLD!!!

Any other ideas??
 
Dexter Sinister
#2
90% of everything is crud.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sturgeon's_law (external - login to view)
 
Leveller
#3
Okay, here's a bull crap riddle:

If you take your average bull, and you weigh the amount of crap it produces over its entire lifetime, and then you compare that to the weight of the bull itself, which one will weigh more, the bull or the crap?
 
EmmaDibbs
#4
It's got to be the crap...it's a nasty job but I recommend Rev for it...he lives in farmerland!!
 
Hard-Luck Henry
#5
The British electoral system effectively means that two parties are competing for the votes of a few thousand, cleverly identified "target voters" in a few marginal constituencies, whilst a massive number of our hard-won votes are simply worthless. Of course, the parties concerned benefit from this absurd system, and so will never vote for a fairer one ... why?... Because bull crap rules the world.

Oh, and surely it must be the crap that weighs more, leveller? (Having said that, I often find there's a clever and/or amusing answer to riddles, that avoids the seemingly obvious).
 
EmmaDibbs
#6
The British system is crap Henry...but I expect everyone thinks that about their govenment...if only there were another way................................any ideas?
 
Hard-Luck Henry
#7
Emma, I could waffle for hours about the merits of various voting systems, and will if given half a chance, but any friend of peapod's is a friend of mine, so I've no wish to bore you. Suffice to say, I feel the First Past The Post System makes a travesty of democracy, and needs reform. But we all know turkeys would not vote for Christmas.

Here's a link, if anyone wants to know more:

www.electoral-reform.org.uk/ (external - login to view)
 
Leveller
#8
Quote: Originally Posted by Hard-Luck Henry

Oh, and surely it must be the crap that weighs more, leveller? (Having said that, I often find there's a clever and/or amusing answer to riddles, that avoids the seemingly obvious).

You're right, the crap weighs more, and there's no trick to it, except to say that a bull that can't crap anymore is a dead bull, so I guess that crap is, unfortunately, a sign of life. But also, there's so much of it that we, the living, have to figure out what to do with it.
 
peapod
#9
Well out in the woods life is but a dream :P other than that is all bull crap and it rules the world :P
 
EmmaDibbs
#10
Well politics is all Bullcrap...will any of the parties change anything for the better in a term? Nah! They're all the same just with different names and promises...I don't believe them at all.
 
Hard-Luck Henry
#11
Well, I agree with you up to a point, but I do believe that, whilst most politicians are self-serving, power-hungry, hypocritical liars, some are bigger self-serving, power-hungry, hypocritical liars than others.
 
EmmaDibbs
#12
True...so true!!

Should I exchange my wine for a Bud now?? I think not.
 
Frappuccino Dibs
#13
Ok, Why is it that every git in the office I work in, can print away quite happily with no issues at - but when it's my turn, the punk *** printer has run out of paper AGAIN?

I've been monitoring printer usage and for some inexplicable reason it always runs out when I come to use it.

Could this be the 'Bull Crap' effect.
 
Reverend Blair
#14
Could be the printer gnomes plotting against you too.
 
peapod
#15
I think that theory is bull crap.
 
Frappuccino Dibs
#16
Bloody printers done it again!
 
Reverend Blair
#17
Never doubt the power of the gnomes, Peapod.
 
jimmoyer
#18
I'll tell you what is more powerful than bull crap.

It is Goose poop.

Ever live near the kind of Geese who never migrate?

You know what they do?

They stick around.

And poop all over the place, killing the entire eco structure of the pond or lake they no longer migrate from.

I've never seen any animal greater than the goose who can give you the poop.

They sleep and eat where they poop.

I've discovered that there is a whole race of geese who were never taught to migrate. I've discovered that they have no instinct for it unless taught to do so.
 
Dexter Sinister
#19
Quote: Originally Posted by jimmoyer

I'll tell you what is more powerful than bull crap.

It is Goose poop.

Ever live near the kind of Geese who never migrate?

Sounds like you live, or have lived, near Wascana Park in Regina. There's a protected, semi-domesticated flock of Canada geese there year round that fouls the walkways and lawns and water, attacks children and pets... and we feed the @#$@#!@#$ repulsive critters to help them through the winter.

Really makes me want to get out the old 12-gauge...
 
mrmom2
#20
I'm with you DS my aunt has a farm here with a lake and the bastards show up every year and **** all over the place it just ruins our visits every time
 
Judland
#21
Quote: Originally Posted by EmmaDibbs

I also think that this is why your computer only crashes when you have not saved the file you are working on for three hours!!

Your computer crashes? Hmmm... I haven't had a computer crash in over three years. Of course, I use Linux, so I guess that's not all that surprising.
 
EmmaDibbs
#22
Smart ****!!
 
jimmoyer
#23
I even found goose poop on my hard drive.

Can Linux protect against that?
 
glu
#24
[quote="EmmaDibbs"]I just think this is a great phrase...heard it on Rock 101 whilst in Vancouver.[quote]

Was it on the morning show? That group is about as irreverent as they can be... Lots of laughs in the morning.

Quote:

Because....everybody repeat after me...BULL CRAP RULES THE WORLD!!!

Any other ideas??

Crap doesn't just "rule" the world - it is the world...

Vegetation grows, vegetation recycles and becomes compost <crap>. From that rot <crap> a new beginning...

Guess it's true - we are what we eat... :P

Edited - learning how to do the emoticons...
 
peapod
#25
Rock 101, great vegetation
 
Twila
#26
I'm a 107.7 girl myself.
 
EmmaDibbs
#27
I can't remember what timw of day it was...it was great though!! Shame we don't get it here.
 

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