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YOU do not tell me what I can quote tibear. And only YOU have the nerve to say that H. Mencken is not respected. Scares you does he

I call Christianity the one great curse, the one great intrinsic depravity, and the one great instinct of revenge, for which no means are venomous enough, or secret, subterranean and small enough - I call it the one immortal blemish on the human race." Friedrich Nietzsche
No. You only think you know

Again My daughter when she and I are talking about the same thing. It's her finishing touche (she's brilliant!)
Reverend Blair

how about quoting someone everyone respects!

There is no single person that everybody respects, Tibear.

"I'd like to rip off their heads and piss down their throats."

Hunter S. Thompson on the Bush White House.
Hey. How you doin?

Joe Tribioni.
Reverend Blair
"Did you see the accident?"

MPIC Voluntary Witness Report.

If I didn't see the accident, why would I be filling out a witness report?
Mom! Logan said if me and Kayla paid him $2 we could hug him whenever we wanted!!

my daughter, grade 6, said with a vibrant smile and flushed with victory
tibear, it's poopyhead thinking to try and tell someone what they can and can't quote

merryclaire, wednesday morning, on her computer at home
Well I know where she get the vibrant smile from :P

"I was the kid next door's imaginary friend."
Emo Philips
Tom McNall
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Steven Wright
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Reverend Blair
This is a dark ride.

--sign on the John Laroquette show.
The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a Heaven of Hell, or a Hell of Heaven.

-John Milton, Pardise Lost
You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
"People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of their character."
Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Never retract, never explain, never apologize; get the thing done and let them howl” Nellie McClung

The motto of our current government
Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery;
None but ourselves can free our minds.

-Bob Marley's Redemption song
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.

-Carrie Snow-

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
-Sue Grafton-
Hard-Luck Henry
"I see in the near future a crisis approaching that unnerves me and causes me to tremble for the safety of my country . . . corporations have been enthroned and an era of corruption in high places will follow."

-Abraham Lincoln
Tom McNall
The beatings will continue until moral improves
sign in an office
Gerald Ford was a Communist" --Ronald Reagan in a speech. He later indicated he meant to say 'Congressman'.
if i heaver
(if i heaver)
well you know i'm going to be,
i'm going to be the one who's
heavering with you

the proclaimers
While Eeyore frets ...
... and Piglet hesitates
... and Rabbit calculates
... and Owl pontificates
...Pooh just is.
The tao of pooh
Reverend Blair
I liked that book, Peapod. I don't usually read those kind of things, but that on was good. So was the Merlin one.

"You drive like Steve McQueen, man." Tommy Chong
i liked that book to pea

i'm reading jonathon kellerman right now
and dr phil's phenomenal family
Yes the tao of pooh..if you notice the dude is alot like pooh :P
Reverend Blair
He is, isn't he?

"I think I crashed my car"
--Sleepin'bags Smith, who had indeed crashed his car. Into my car, actually.
I'm the slime oozing out from your TV set. - Frank Zappa
Reverend Blair
...Called up room service, said send me up a room...

--Bob Dylan
"Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip."
-- Will Rogers
Twila you are a sex in the city fan. I love that show

Samantha: You dated Mr. Big. I'm dating Mr. Too-Big!
Carrie: You broke up with your last boyfriend because he was too small, now this one's too big. Who are you, Goldie-Cocks?

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