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peapod
#121
YOU do not tell me what I can quote tibear. And only YOU have the nerve to say that H. Mencken is not respected. Scares you does he


I call Christianity the one great curse, the one great intrinsic depravity, and the one great instinct of revenge, for which no means are venomous enough, or secret, subterranean and small enough - I call it the one immortal blemish on the human race." Friedrich Nietzsche
 
Twila
#122
No. You only think you know

Again My daughter when she and I are talking about the same thing. It's her finishing touche (she's brilliant!)
 
Reverend Blair
#123
Quote:

how about quoting someone everyone respects!

There is no single person that everybody respects, Tibear.

"I'd like to rip off their heads and piss down their throats."

Hunter S. Thompson on the Bush White House.
 
Twila
#124
Hey. How you doin?

Joe Tribioni.
 
Reverend Blair
#125
"Did you see the accident?"

MPIC Voluntary Witness Report.

If I didn't see the accident, why would I be filling out a witness report?
 
merryclaire
#126
Mom! Logan said if me and Kayla paid him $2 we could hug him whenever we wanted!!

my daughter, grade 6, said with a vibrant smile and flushed with victory
 
merryclaire
#127
tibear, it's poopyhead thinking to try and tell someone what they can and can't quote

merryclaire, wednesday morning, on her computer at home
 
peapod
#128
Well I know where she get the vibrant smile from :P

"I was the kid next door's imaginary friend."
Emo Philips
 
Tom McNall
#129
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Steven Wright
 
peapod
#130
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
unknown
 
Reverend Blair
#131
This is a dark ride.

--sign on the John Laroquette show.
 
peapod
#132
The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a Heaven of Hell, or a Hell of Heaven.

-John Milton, Pardise Lost
 
Twila
#133
You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-Ziggy
 
bogie
#134
"People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of their character."
Ralph Waldo Emerson
 
tibear
#135
“Never retract, never explain, never apologize; get the thing done and let them howl” Nellie McClung

The motto of our current government
 
Twila
#136
Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery;
None but ourselves can free our minds.

-Bob Marley's Redemption song
 
Twila
#137
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.

-Carrie Snow-

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
-Sue Grafton-
 
Hard-Luck Henry
#138
"I see in the near future a crisis approaching that unnerves me and causes me to tremble for the safety of my country . . . corporations have been enthroned and an era of corruption in high places will follow."

-Abraham Lincoln
 
Tom McNall
#139
The beatings will continue until moral improves
sign in an office
 
peapod
#140
Gerald Ford was a Communist" --Ronald Reagan in a speech. He later indicated he meant to say 'Congressman'.
 
merryclaire
#141
if i heaver
(if i heaver)
well you know i'm going to be,
i'm going to be the one who's
heavering with you

the proclaimers
 
peapod
#142
While Eeyore frets ...
... and Piglet hesitates
... and Rabbit calculates
... and Owl pontificates
...Pooh just is.
The tao of pooh
 
Reverend Blair
#143
I liked that book, Peapod. I don't usually read those kind of things, but that on was good. So was the Merlin one.

"You drive like Steve McQueen, man." Tommy Chong
 
merryclaire
#144
i liked that book to pea

i'm reading jonathon kellerman right now
and dr phil's phenomenal family
 
peapod
#145
Yes the tao of pooh..if you notice the dude is alot like pooh :P
 
Reverend Blair
#146
He is, isn't he?

"I think I crashed my car"
--Sleepin'bags Smith, who had indeed crashed his car. Into my car, actually.
 
zenfisher
#147
I'm the slime oozing out from your TV set. - Frank Zappa
 
Reverend Blair
#148
...Called up room service, said send me up a room...

--Bob Dylan
 
bogie
#149
"Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip."
-- Will Rogers
 
peapod
#150
Twila you are a sex in the city fan. I love that show

Samantha: You dated Mr. Big. I'm dating Mr. Too-Big!
Carrie: You broke up with your last boyfriend because he was too small, now this one's too big. Who are you, Goldie-Cocks?
 

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