I learn a lot of things watching TV. Very few of them are useful to me, and others I already knew, but here are some of them:
If you want to burn a body in a dumpster full of paper, you need at least five gallons of gasoline to destroy all genetic evidence.
If you are going to kill somebody, get rid of your shoes immediately afterwards. If you are driving a car that can be traced back to you, get rid of the tires.
Designers know nothing about building codes.
Blood spatter analysis is a lot like looking at modern art.
Peter Mansbridge looks really stupid when he doesn't shave.
People in Britain have much nicer antiques than people in the US.
A compressed air gun that fires frozen chickens would make an excellent toy.
The better the beer commercial, the worse the beer.
What have you learned from TV?
If you want to burn a body in a dumpster full of paper, you need at least five gallons of gasoline to destroy all genetic evidence.
If you are going to kill somebody, get rid of your shoes immediately afterwards. If you are driving a car that can be traced back to you, get rid of the tires.
Designers know nothing about building codes.
Blood spatter analysis is a lot like looking at modern art.
Peter Mansbridge looks really stupid when he doesn't shave.
People in Britain have much nicer antiques than people in the US.
A compressed air gun that fires frozen chickens would make an excellent toy.
The better the beer commercial, the worse the beer.
What have you learned from TV?