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This was a really fun thread started by haggis months ago, it was alot of fun and lots of laughs...lets give it another try :p

To be honest, I really just wanted to start a thread called 'naughty bits'. :cool:

So, are we puritanical about sex? Are we uncomfortable discussing it, do we find the biggest turn-on to be the 'naughty' factor? Do we blush at the word, do we primly cross our legs and move to another thread? Are sex discussions used more as an elaborate flirting mechanism in disguise?

C'mon. Tell me your naughty bits. :cool:
 
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Well here is a naughty bit....but I would like some feedback...really a ya or neigh will sufice...
Well I got this boy! and I call him a boy because he is not even thirty yet...and I am in my fourties.....well the nasty little boy...seems bent on lusting after me....I said look little boy, I am old enough to be your mother. His reply....I have had older!!! now this seems a little harold and maude to me...should I kick his ass :p
 
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Yo Peapod, if some healthy young stud is lusting after you, and you're not otherwise committed, and he's a decent young fellow, why are you wasting your time hanging around an Internet message board? Get out there and make him crazy for you. Surely you've heard that women reach their sexual peak in their forties, and men peak in their twenties? At least in terms of performance and endurance...

This reminds me of a young man I once worked with. During a discussion of how our careers had developed, he remarked, "You're old enough to be my father." I waited years for a straight line like that. "I could be," I said, "who's your mother?"

I'm not sure what the administration of this board will let us get away with, but I think a thread about naughty bits needs lots of tits. Therefore, here is my major contribution to this thread:

tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits.... AWG! HOOTERS! JUGS! BOOBS! KNOCKERS! MELONS!... uh... excuse me, I think I need to go have a brisk cold shower now...

Dirty Dex
 
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tits tits and naughty bits
what the hell
as long as it fits

Pea, I'm with Dex on this, sounds as though you've got a good thing going, what is there to question?
 
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peapod said:
Man I cannot believe the crap you can feed people and they belive it :lol: :lol:
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Oh, so you weren't serious. Yes, I have to admit I believe what people tell me, but once I find out they pull this kind of thing I keep it in mind for whatever they say in the future.
 
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Oh I cannot do both of these at the same time, I have discovered windows messenger, and now I am yakking up a storm...and trying to post here....its to much thinking of bad jokes for me to handle...good night :p
 
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peapod said:
Man I cannot believe the crap you can feed people and they belive it :lol: :lol:
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So there really *isn't* a young stud lusting after you and you're just whooshing us with your fantasies? Or there really is and now you're wishing you hadn't admitted it? It's clear from other threads on this board that there are some people here who know you personally, unless all of them are whooshing all of us.

Shame on you for one minute Peapod. If your fantasies were really of interest to anyone else, they wouldn't be fantasies now, would they.
 
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Geez haggis, I would have thought you knew me by now :p and really if a 25 year old did that to me...I really would kick him in the ass... :p
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Then what was the point of the story other than to make people feel silly for believing it?

Sorry, I'm not very keen on that sort of game, but hey, that's just me. I really wasn't aware that you liked to tell stories that weren't true, the ones you tell that are outrageously obvious as make-believe are one thing, but the above sounded sincere... a 20-something male attracted to a 40-something female. Why would anybody find that strange?
 
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Shame on you for one minute Peapod. If your fantasies were really of interest to anyone else, they wouldn't be fantasies now, would they.

Well they seem to interest you, otherwise why read them.
I think I have more than enough people around here that appreciate and like my sense of humor, when they tell me I don't I will leave.
 
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You are aware that this is all make-believe, right? Not only is my name not really LadyC, I'm not even of the nobility! 8O And I bet her name isn't really peapod, either.

Lighten up a little, Haggis - it's Saturday night and we're all home alone spending quality time with our imaginary friends.
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Have some fun.
 
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Thank you lady C. And haggis I am not playing a "game" as you put it. Its clear you have something "bugging you" so why not PM and get if off your chest. I am not the only person on the board you have been scolding either. Chit chat is for fun...and that is what we hopefully will still keep doing.
 
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peapod said:
Its clear you have something "bugging you" so why not PM and get if off your chest. I am not the only person on the board you have been scolding either.
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Scolding? Oh good grief. I call it as I see it. If that feels like 'scolding' to you, so be it.

I am not sure why it is 'clear' that I have someting 'bugging me' just because I don't happen to agree with you in this matter.

Yes, I took what you said seriously - no, LadyC, not because I don't recognize fantasy when I see it, but rather because I do recognize the possibility of all manner of lovely things, and this sounded lovely for Pea. I reacted with pleasure at the idea that you had met someone who might be fun for you, Pea, someone who might make you feel good, happy, whatever. I posted my thoughts, at which point I come to find it was just a joke for you to see how many people were stupid enough to believe it.

"Man, I can't believe the crap you can feed people and they believe it" is, I believe, how you responded to my well-meaning comments. Maybe that sort of thing is funny to you, Pea, but I think it is mean-spirited.

I reiterate, speaking my view - however unpopular or 'scolding' it might regrettably seem to you or others - is something I intend to continue doing.

In this matter, as far as I'm concerned, we have simply established certain things about each other, and for the life of me, I can't see a problem with that. As to your hope that we will keep having fun, well, I certainly intend to. Hope you do the same.
 
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