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That would be Martian my friend. You see, Canadians actually come from a planet called Mars. Perhaps scientists are right about life existing on Mars. But whatever happened to life their has been covered up by those evil Canadians as part of their evil, evil scheme to take over Earth.
You see, It was the Canadians that destroyed their on planet. Notice how Canadians, always overreact big time over small matters?? I bet it all started out with a bar fight or over small sums of money. So Canadians overreact and started to declare nuclear war over each other. Canadians like to solve problems by doing waaay more than what is necessary, so a simple parking ticket quarrel is usually solved with a simple application of Nuclear Warheads. Those EVIL canucks give you a parking ticket even if you are only SECONDS late to pay the meter. Seconds I tell ya. Don't you think it is a little rough?? Soooooo evil that is Canada, oh well... I mean OH CANADA!!
When Canadians say cultural diversity, they don't mean it literally. It actually means...... DIVERSITY IN ASSIMULATION!!!!!!!!!!! DUN DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!! Those evil Canadians from Mars usually have a very very very evil habit of attracting poor humans from across the planet, give them a free ride to Canada and then..... ASSIMULATE THEM INTO THE CANADIAN COLLECTIVE!!!!!!
The shocking truth is that, Canadians aren't human. They act differently than humans and you can tell it as there are always many give aways. They assimulate earth's natural humans from across the world so they can gain the knowledge from humans as well as being able to transform into a human. That is why Canadians can speak multiple languages and look like humans, but it is all an illusion. The Canadians sell the humans A FALSE dream of freedom, so that the gulliable humans would fall into their trap and be assimulated into their collective.
NOTICE THE COLOR OF THE CANADIAN FLAG HAS THE SAME COLOR AS MARS?!?! NOTICE THE COLOR OF THE CANADIAN FLAG HAS THE SAME COLOR AS MARS!?!?! That is a DEAD give away man!! I see those evil tricky Canadians are trying really really hard at covering the truth!! Canadians are addicted to bloodshed and war that is why they choose red. Notice when Canadians hunt they always love beheading their kill?? Then hang the head of the moose, deer or whatever in their living room?? EVIL eh??? Well don't be suprise because its.......... well............. Canadian. Bullets aren't bloody enough according to a Canadian. That is why when they hunt animals they behead them so more blood can spill. Now these evil Canucks are going after humans....... YIKES!!! Why do Canucks love hanging beheaded animals in their house?
TEA TIME for Canadians mean that they sit and have tea in their living room staring at the headless animals on their wall. Smiling and laughing maniacally while sipping tea. Now isn't that just evil????
Why do Canadians do that?? What is so pleasurable about the sight headless animals???
Canadians have destroyed their former planet, Mars, now they are after Earth, then what is next? The universe of course. Those evil Canadians MUST BE STOPPED or we will be facing GALACTIC SCALE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFEFORMS IN EXISTENCE!! EXISTENCE itself might soon dissapear because of Canadians!! Scary huh?
After the Canadians destroyed their own planet in a war, the remaining Canadians have infiltrated earth, hacked into humanity's historic files and eliminated all facts about the planet Mars itself so their existence would be untracable. Now scientists are struggling to find out how and why Mars became a desolate wasteland.
Canada is an Empire and means Empire in martian language. Canada's history involves NON STOP expansion in both geographic and population size. Look at how big they are! You think they will stop right there?? Nope, those evil Canadians will expand their borders once the world turns away from them.
Now the Evil canadians are seeking a higher position in the UN so that they can control it with absolute power. Which is why you see the UN having so much issues today.
I mean if I where you Rick van Opbergen, I would sleep with one eye open, to monitor those evil and tricky Canadians as they can pull some really nasty tricks when you are the least prepared for them. They are a threat to existence itself.
Also I am against the UN for being so light on Canada. If I where the secretary of UN, I would sleep with one eye open.