Giraldi, as you yourself have said Canadians are evil, mean, detention giving, beheading individuals. Trust me, if you were really making any of us mad, well, really, you know what would happen. We just wouldn't be able to restrain ourselves.
But of course, before we appeared on your doorstep to issue you a detention, we would be sure to first inject Mars (because you are correct in your determination of Canadian's home planet), we'd first inject Mars genes into your body, take any and all of your posessions, hang your pet rabbits head on our wall, and of course show you our true faces, because naturally we have to appear human in order to continue our assimilation of the entire planet.
And we'd do all this without any remorse.
So, you see, you'd know if we were Mad.