A genius any way you look at it. 8-)


Haggis McBagpipe
#31
Quote: Originally Posted by peapod

A message for haggis from the iranian grocery.


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Omigod! I love it, thank you so much! Thank those lovely handsome men for me, and tell 'em I said hi right back at them.

Just saw Charlie, oh my I am more jealous than words can say! I love Charlie! Tell him he can eat crackers in my bed ANYtime... but then, he probably hears that from all the women.

PS Good luck with the fireman. They are very sexy things, firemen.
 
peapod
#32
Na, the fireman is a friend, a very good flirter tho, big smile like tom cruise. Way to pretty for me, I would have to start combing my hair, and keep my cowlick down. Hag, charlie says ditto on your picture! I am starting to get jealous here! He insists I take him out in the neighbourhood and get the locals to say hi to you. I keep telling him the locals have had enough of him, pttf he says. Its hot here today, so I had to change my avatar to reflect where I would rather be, but charlie says he is not going there, he wants to go to your place. Charlie is turning into a real chuckie. I will have the scanner fixed or running today some time. Charlie is also wondering about diamond sun, lushes and lisa he says they are hot tamales! horney little bugger!
He agrees with me on wind fire's photo...we had a chuckle about it this morning laying in bed reading the newspaper and drinking our coffee. But truth be known charlie spends alot of time looking at admen's sandmannchen thread all glassy eyed. Back to work!
 
Haggis McBagpipe
#33
This Charlie of yours is clearly incorrigible!

Your newest avatar... are those NEKKID men in there? I can't tell, the picture is too small, this is 'way too frustrating.

I WANT TO SEE MORE PICTURES OF FORUM MEMBERS.

Research, where's yours?
 
peapod
#34
Ya thats a good question haggis where is your picture research? Hag you old bag, I just came from a major grocery shop with charlie. Charlie is a hit where ever I take him. He got everyone to say hi to you hag.. and oh ya nerd in the box stopped by with my scanner. It seems there is a little plastic do hicky on the bottom of the thing to keep the light from moving or whatever! Just had to take it off. Nerd was trying not kill himself laughing, which you do not see very often! a nerd laughing that is. So now I will hook the thing back up later! after work. You know people actually want me to start a website called Where is charlie, I really can't believe it! thriftys actually want me to make them a charlie clone for their grub selling. He would have to wear green and have that big grin on his face. I hear you got thriftys on the mainland now. Great store! Anyway hag here is something from the girls. How do you make those pictures smaller at that website.

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Haggis McBagpipe
#35
Pea, I am, quite literally, overwhelmed! Thank all these wonderful coasties for me! I can't believe you did this, it feels like my birthday, for heaven's sake! What a great buncha guys n gals, makes an old hag feel mighty good. 8-)

I love Charlie in all the pictures. He is one devastatingly sexy dude, no doubt about it.

Speaking of killing oneself laughing, I am laughing hysterically about your scanner woes. I knew it'd be some little thing like that, it always is, you know, and it happens to all of us. As for making the pictures smaller, you must scale them down using your scanner software.
 
peapod
#36
Ya hag islanders are nuts! but we make our own fun. Did you see the message in your mail box from my butcher! By the way my atavar does not have naked men!! much better than that!! those are men of science having a coffee break on the bering sea, not kidding either.
Yes the nerd has my scanner up and running. My first scan will be of myself to send to you oh umbergod that you are! I prefer not to have my picture on the internet, even if it is the board. So check your mail box. The one on the left is me, the other is a hippie chick friend. Don't be passing it around either. galaniomama won't have a problem smearing her face on over the board, in fact if you look in the post office you might see it there
 
Haggis McBagpipe
#37
I will certainly look forward to seeing this picture, you shy thing you!

Of course I won't just pass it around. I'll charge the big bucks for it, silly.
 
researchok
#38
Im done with pictures.

The mere sight of me has caused too many women to feel deprived.
 
peapod
#39
Sometimes deprieved is nice! Hag I sent the dam picture to you now leave me alone about the mug shots...next you will want me sitting on a bed showing off my legs to..hope that does not end up on a porn site I also had to stop at starbucks for a jest they send their greetings.

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Now I got stuff to do!!!
 
Haggis McBagpipe
#40
Quote: Originally Posted by researchok

Im done with pictures.

The mere sight of me has caused too many women to feel deprived.

8-) Okay, that did it. Now you really must post a picture. Everybody else is bold enough to post their pictures, so you must as well. Well, not everybody, I guess. We still don't have a picture of Moghrabi unless that avatar is him. If it IS him, he's gonna win the debate on sheer good looks unless you can volley a pic in competition.
 
peapod
#41
Well hag I am working on charlies little adventure yesterday, a photo album for you and all see just how we islanders amuse ourselves on a sunday, when crop circles turn out to be fake!. ooze mischief, I like that, may I quote you on that. Charlie says he likes it to. By the way did you ever watch that show soap? Watched some re-runs and that where charlie was born. Besides he is the best old man I ever had. When are you gonna start a trip thread again. Now I am scanning every photo in the place. I came across one of my favorite nephew, now there is mischief!! He is 13 now but still has that twinkle in his eye. In earlier photos he always liked to give you a big grin and show you what he was eating,regerguated and all, Lots of pictures of him doing a pelican impression. Which brings me to my story. Once I was at his
place, his place being the home of my youngest sister. I call the tsk tsk wag your finger sister, no fun at all. We were all seated at the dinner table, her cullinary feast consisted of spaghetti and meatballs. We sat there like good little drones eating our pasta. All of sudden favorite nephew picks up his plate of spaghetti and sticks his face in it. As the plate descended back down to the table we were greeted with well you can use your imagination. My sister tsk tsk says through gritted teeth, looking straight ahead, and talking like charlie mcCarthy from the side of her mouth, hisses, don't look at him, thats what he wants, just ignore him. The tsker is some mad, I can tell by the hiss. I try to look away, but something keeps drawing me back to the orange faced mischief maker. He keeps looking at me laughing, everybody is looking straight ahead like nothing is going on, and he is laughing like a mimi boris karloff. I really try not to peak at him. I stick my tongue in my cheek, I can feel myself caving in, I pinch myself, finally I cannot stand the tension any longer, I pick up my own plate of the pasta Fiesta Resistance and stick my own face in it. World war three erupts immediately, before tsker can hand down sentences, I am up and so is the little rug rat, we are killing ourselves laughing, we are laughing so hard we are hitting the walls as we stagger to get outside, where we howl like wolves. My sister slammed the door and locked us out for quite a while, but I had my car keys and me and the little rat went to a gas station and cleaned up and than we headed to dairy queen, much nicer for face dunking...thats why I really liked wild fire photo, brought back a red spicy memory. Gotta do some more work now.
 
Haggis McBagpipe
#42
That's a great story, Pea! What a bugger of a kid. A lot of craziness gets frowned on by the masses.

When my daughter was a teenager, she and I would dream up 'surprises' for my husband when he came home from work. One day we might be hiding in the trunk of the car, another time we might be dressed up as the flooziest of floozies, yet another time we might be dressed like rednecks packing guns, and so on.

I think that poor man was half afraid to come home for fear of what he might see. Our neighbours across the road found all of this quite entertaining, although they did wonder about us.

The nicest thing was, my daughter was able to have genuine fun at such times, for the life of a teenager is often not that much fun. That was a big reason for the road trips she and I took, too, to keep humour in her life when teen life and school got her down. It worked, too.
 
galianomama
#43
Quote:

The nicest thing was, my daughter was able to have genuine fun at such times, for the life of a teenager is often not that much fun. That was a big reason for the road trips she and I took, too, to keep humour in her life when teen life and school got her down. It worked, too.

oh hag, what a great mom you are!
 
galianomama
#44
Quote:

You know people actually want me to start a website called Where is charlie, I really can't believe it!

pea - when you get the pics up of our boy, please post them to a seperate pot. i mean post.

too tired. must rest. worked hard all day. will call you later.
 
galianomama
#45
Quote:

Just saw Charlie, oh my I am more jealous than words can say! I love Charlie!

i told you hag, once you set eyes on that guy, well, need i say, the world stops and your feet turn to mush --- or paper mache. what ever.

wait to you see our road trip with the ol' boy!
 
Haggis McBagpipe
#46
You guys are fun. I must say, I always wonder what new things you will come up with. Have a good rest, Gally, and Gally? Just one more small thing? POST A PICTURE OF YOURSELF!!!!!
 
peapod
#47
galaniomama you say you worked hard all day, than how come you were home all afternoon Haggis please let me come and live with you, we could create quite a kingdom! I will let you snuggle charlie Hey there is an idea for research, why does he post a picture of himself with his face in an apple pie. If we are giving out prizes for pictures than wind fire has my vote, best overall for creativity. So hag how does your husband handle yourself? you must keep in stitches, but there must be something to Mr. Mcbagpipe to hold your attention for so long...come on lets hear about your Mr.
 
Haggis McBagpipe
#48
Phew, nice to escape to a normal thread. Things are too crazy over there in la la land (debate thread).

Okay, you asked for it, but caution, you are entering sappy territory here:

Mr. Haggis is my best pal, my partner in crime, funny with me although shy with others, handsome as all get-out, and for some strange and lovely reason, we have spent 30 years changing our tastes/views/amusements at just about the same rate.

We only ever want to spend time together, and as a result are terrifically anti-social. We can spend days just being together 24 hours a day, doing nothing but being together. Friends get frustrated.

The best part of my day is still hearing him drive up the driveway, and as for him, he has a reputation at work as the guy who always wants most of all to come home to his wife.

We are disgusting.
 
researchok
#49
Youre disgusting because of White Spot.

I know you overdo desserts.
 
peapod
#50
Oh hag that was so nice So what you are saying is that you have it all. My kind of super couple.
 
researchok
#51
Dont interrupt haggis.

She eating ANOTHER doughnut.
 
peapod
#52
White spot I forgot about them, will pop in tomarrow for a jest with hung! I will get him to say hey to you haggis. Haggis stay over here the polictics board is dryer than a popcorn fart.
 
Haggis McBagpipe
#53
Quote: Originally Posted by researchok

Youre disgusting because of White Spot.

I know you overdo desserts.

That's only 'cause Ma always gave me yours and Mohlrabi's desserts since you two were always debating... and BOTH losing at it. 8-)

Hey Pea, I will post a pic of my cutie-pie (how's that for obnoxious!) probably tomorrow! He is almost as cute as our car, which I will post as well. Prepare to fall in love (with the car, silly). You will quickly see why Charlie really should live with me, he would like being in Rosie (the car, silly).
 
researchok
#54
Never mind him-- POST A PICTURE OF THE CAR
 
Haggis McBagpipe
#55
Quote: Originally Posted by researchok

Never mind him-- POST A PICTURE OF THE CAR

Ha!! And YOU post a picture of YOU!

I will probaby post a pic of Rosie any time now... first, the dishes.
 

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